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I think this is an actual kink though. Some guys are into the Only Fans pay pig kink. So this is the opposite. Financial instability make me tingly. UwU
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The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 I remember this one twitter account of a guy pretending to be a female. Ended up being able to pay off his college debit and made a post about tricking everyone into it. Funny shit
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That new chapter was dope
squirrelatemycookie @squirrelatemycookie
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LET’S F&$@%*¥€ GOOOO!!!!
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I’ve just noticed something kinda sad. I’ve tried online dating sites for many years. No luck with it for mainly one reason. Not many actual people looking for someone to date. Most sites I’ve used have been infested with scammers and bots. And it has only gotten worse as time goes on. Even the ones you have to pay for seem devoid of actual people there. MaiOtaku is the first sites I’ve used in a long time where not only have I actually maintained interaction with real people, but the bots and scammers have been kept to a minimum. Now the only question is why. How has Mai Otaku of all places become the last bastion of real people on dating sites? XD
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At last! My cookies have been returned! But what will I do with my username now? I’ve gotten my cookies back. But at what cost? O:
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Happy Valentines Cookie! I give you your stolen cookies back <3
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying You don’t have to change your name. We’ll keep the name while you enjoy your cookies
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Happy Valentines Cookie! I give you your stolen cookies back <3
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That is next level food porn right there. XD
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(9:16 PM Tue. Feb 7th) I some reason had a dream where Tony Stark bought me a whole bunch of donuts lol. They were some delicious looking donuts too and it was a local store owned by Hispanics... idk why my dream went into detail about who owned the store? And why the donuts looked so detailed and delicious!
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Now that’s a hearty looking meal! <3
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Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I redact my earlier accusations! You did share pictures with me! And it looks delicious, especially with rice
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying *with the rice*
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Hahaha figured it would be the right move
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying And you didn’t share D’: XD
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 I ate it for you, i gave you some in spirit XX
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying That is touching. Thank you then, I’m sure I enjoyed it XD
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Yeah is pretty good XD we had our fill for sure
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I’ve been wanting chicken lately though ngl. I’m wondering if I should have something with chicken for my birthday lunch lol
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Would you want birthday money for a home cooked meal?
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I mean that’s be nice ^^. I’m used to eating at him anyway but our eldest brother has been saving up money since our baby brother wants to go out, but I might have us have lunch at home
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying *that’d*, *home*
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Just lemme know when
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Oh? Oh! Do you mean you’d give me money?
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Yes lol
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Ansnnssji! That’s so nice of you Joe, thank you! But I couldn’t possibly accept your money ^-^, my mom will be able to get the food she needs. We always do, but you gotta use that money you would’ve given me to treat yourself nicely on your birthday :3
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Well okay will do ❤️, i think im gonna save up for a cruise later down when i get actual vacation time
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying That sounds perfect! Make sure to take lots of nice pictures when you do and share them after your vacation is done <3
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Thanks, i made it in a rush yesterday for a few days.
squirrelatemycookie @squirrelatemycookie
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Not gonna lie. Any woman suggesting this would have instantly stolen my heart. I’d bring Parmesan potato chips and suggest Attack on Titan because I feel like it fits the having a fort thing. :3
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I say we build a blanket fort, bring all our favorite snacks, and binge-watch anything of your choosing. ♡
sakurakiss @sakurakiss Attack On Titan would be a good choice. Those chips look good also, aha.
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Ok. Serious guy talk here. Any guys thinking about making this the first message you send a girl, why are you thinking this will work? When have you ever heard of a guy saying this actually getting laid? When has a woman’s response to this ever been anything other than instant blocking or telling you to F yourself? If you are lonely and horny, this crap isn’t gonna help you. So just stop.
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