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squirrelatemycookie

35 year old Male
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squirrelatemycookie
I’ve just noticed something kinda sad. I’ve tried online dating sites for many years. No luck with it for mainly one reason. Not many actual people looking for someone to date. Most sites I’ve used have been infested with scammers and bots. And it has only gotten worse as time goes on. Even the ones you have to pay for seem devoid of actual people there. MaiOtaku is the first sites I’ve used in a long time where not only have I actually maintained interaction with real people, but the bots and scammers have been kept to a minimum. Now the only question is why. How has Mai Otaku of all places become the last bastion of real people on dating sites? XD
squirrelatemycookie
At last! My cookies have been returned! But what will I do with my username now? I’ve gotten my cookies back. But at what cost? O:
wei_ying
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Happy Valentines Cookie! I give you your stolen cookies back <3
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying You don’t have to change your name. We’ll keep the name while you enjoy your cookies
wei_ying
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Happy Valentines Cookie! I give you your stolen cookies back <3
squirrelatemycookie
That is next level food porn right there. XD
wei_ying
(9:16 PM Tue. Feb 7th) I some reason had a dream where Tony Stark bought me a whole bunch of donuts lol. They were some delicious looking donuts too and it was a local store owned by Hispanics... idk why my dream went into detail about who owned the store? And why the donuts looked so detailed and delicious!
squirrelatemycookie
Now that’s a hearty looking meal! <3
joemama711
Feb 07, 23 at 5:24am
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wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying I redact my earlier accusations! You did share pictures with me! And it looks delicious, especially with rice
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying *with the rice*
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 Hahaha figured it would be the right move
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying And you didn’t share D’: XD
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 I ate it for you, i gave you some in spirit XX
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying That is touching. Thank you then, I’m sure I enjoyed it XD
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 Yeah is pretty good XD we had our fill for sure
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying I’ve been wanting chicken lately though ngl. I’m wondering if I should have something with chicken for my birthday lunch lol
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 Would you want birthday money for a home cooked meal?
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying I mean that’s be nice ^^. I’m used to eating at him anyway but our eldest brother has been saving up money since our baby brother wants to go out, but I might have us have lunch at home
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying *that’d*, *home*
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 Just lemme know when
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying Oh? Oh! Do you mean you’d give me money?
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying Ansnnssji! That’s so nice of you Joe, thank you! But I couldn’t possibly accept your money ^-^, my mom will be able to get the food she needs. We always do, but you gotta use that money you would’ve given me to treat yourself nicely on your birthday :3
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 Well okay will do ❤️, i think im gonna save up for a cruise later down when i get actual vacation time
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying That sounds perfect! Make sure to take lots of nice pictures when you do and share them after your vacation is done <3
joemama711
毛球先生 @joemama711 Thanks, i made it in a rush yesterday for a few days.
squirrelatemycookie
Not gonna lie. Any woman suggesting this would have instantly stolen my heart. I’d bring Parmesan potato chips and suggest Attack on Titan because I feel like it fits the having a fort thing. :3
sakurakiss
I say we build a blanket fort, bring all our favorite snacks, and binge-watch anything of your choosing. ♡
sakurakiss
sakurakiss @sakurakiss Attack On Titan would be a good choice. Those chips look good also, aha.
squirrelatemycookie
Ok. Serious guy talk here. Any guys thinking about making this the first message you send a girl, why are you thinking this will work? When have you ever heard of a guy saying this actually getting laid? When has a woman’s response to this ever been anything other than instant blocking or telling you to F yourself? If you are lonely and horny, this crap isn’t gonna help you. So just stop.
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squirrelatemycookie
I had this situation a couple days ago. I’m minding my own business and randomly one of my coworkers asks me “how many bodies you got?” And I’m like “da fuq you just say? What kind of serial killer question is that?” But I’ve also heard some people say “bodies” just to generally refer to people as a group regardless of context. Not gonna lie. Hearing more people use this phrase feels kinda creepy to me.
wei_ying
(1:30 PM Tue. Jan 31st) I really laugh when people use the term “body count” to speak of past partners XD. I always think of the murderous type of body count and think everyone is out here killing people and admitting how many bodies they have in their kill count... I always end up remembering they mean partners they’ve slept with, but I still laugh. Lol
squirrelatemycookie
At last! My last week of one of my part time evening gigs is done and I’ve gotten my hours for the other downscaled. I’ll be able to have much more free time in the week to do errands, get some naps and have some hobby time. First thing I’m gonna do is sleep all day long on Tuesday.
wei_ying
Holly Mommy ® @wei_ying Happy to hear you are getting a bit more time like you wanted. Hope you sleep well on Tuesday, you sound like its deserved cookie ^-^
squirrelatemycookie
This cat knows what it is doing. Look at its smug face. XD
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Jan 21, 23 at 9:39am
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The most important job a cat can have in life is to make damn sure you can't use your computer in the morning.
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