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When you have to resort to necromancy to petition a reaper's aid because some high school sophmore's attempts at summoning the four princes of evil and their demonic cohorts to impress a crush resulted in an entire school getting infested, and the principal has to call your paranormal group to secretly sort it out over summer break. Fuck it, let's get this over with.

The first time I saw a real human skeleton I felt a very peculiar sadness and shock inside of myself. It wasn't a reaction to the bones themselves, but to what had once covered them; the strength, beauty, and complexity they had once supported. An entire world had once rested in that skull. How much love, pain, happiness and grief had that frame supported?

Bird flu can beat some polar bears huh. https://youtube.com/shorts/PHI07XtbfVA?si=8S8GDhJMAa98j_PR

Hah, I just saw the message I wrote to myself to years ago. I finally broke even on the value of my pokemon charizard ultra premium boxes. Oh shit....I bought 5 pyra mythra amiibos I forgot to sell... Whoops. And to answer my own question of me managing to lose money buying things that dramatically decrease in value. I kinda bought UNH stock the day before it had a 25% crash a couple weeks ago. keeping that curse strong! I have yet to make a single realized dollar. Future self, please tell me. Please tell me my investment luck turns around lol

So my first team investigation with Ohio Valley Paranormal didn't go the way I thought it would. A haunted halloween trail with at least three human deaths on the property, and a shit ton of elemental and fae activity. Right up my alley! Oh, but there's a race car track right down the road, and every time we thought we heard something or brought out the audio equipment, we hear *VROOOM VR-VR-VROOOOOM* "HE's MAKIN' A LEFT TURN!" https://i.redd.it/897wt3itlrv01.gif And then we had to halt the investigation because one of the team members had a demonic attachment, so our witch had to throw out some protections to stop it from interfering with us and distorting the evidence. Only there were two portals on the sight, and when the demon got cock blocked, a FUCKING WENDIGO came through to fill the gap left behind. Something to do with a family curse, I dunno. The fact is, we kinda had to battle this thing off most the night. All the while, the cars never let up. -_- Did catch two cool videos though. One of an etheric deer prancing into a tree, the other looks like a giant rabbit or something comprised of the same misty energy. We concluded that we need to do something about our one member's spiritual problems first, and do a follow up investigation afterwards in order to get a better feel for the domestic entities. Otherwise, that portal is going to be a pain in the ass.