The Alkasan Duck Fart

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The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Dec 19, 24 at 8:32pm

Haha nah man that's too casual to be paid for!

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 19, 24 at 7:27pm

Need to hire you as my personal chef. 3 Michelin Hungry Man Stars!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Dec 19, 24 at 3:17pm

Those things work your back out that's for sure

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 19, 24 at 2:24pm

Every time I crank a landing gear I feel like one of those monkey organ grinders. Coo-coo kachoo!

Gabriel @gabriel_true Only if it's rusted and especially if it's attached to a chassis that hauls intermodal trailers that you see on trains and boats.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 I figured most of them were rusted xD. Not a lot of them are fancy, do you ever move your tandems forward or back?

Gabriel @gabriel_true In Virginia they want them to the front.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Dec 18, 24 at 4:40pm

Have you tried a sample lol

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 18, 24 at 1:17pm

They been selling that at the Virginia State Fair for years. I remember a few of the commercials that would come on late night cable too.

Gabriel @gabriel_true Nah, felt like it's probably no different from most other seasonings. You're more than likely paying for the name.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 That's fair, I tried the ninja turtles pizza seasoning and it's too salty for me lol

Gabriel @gabriel_true Totally radical, dude!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Dec 13, 24 at 11:39pm

It looks so nice! Did everyone have fun?

Food Porn!

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Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying

Dec 13, 24 at 10:17pm

My sisters and I finished the Gingerbread House. It's our first time properly decorating one XD, a couple years ago was the first time we had one...and me and my other siblings sabotaged our eldest sister by eating and tasting all the candies as she was trying to work with them XD. We finished it this time though! Our mom and dad are being biased and calling it "the most beautifully decorated ginger house ever", parent goggles I guess? I didn't do much but watch, especially as my big sisters are much more creative than me, I let them handle the decorations and I got the front of the house's snowflake placements. (Edit: most pics look less blurry if you click on them ^^)

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying Of course we had fun! Only two candies were harmed in the assembly of this gingerbread house XD. And we finished in just enough time to watch A Christmas Carol (2009).

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Haha xD do you like gingerbread? That sounds like. Good time

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying I need to try tasting gingerbread again to properly say, the first time I tried it my opinion was that it was "meh", it wasn't the worst cookie ever but it also wasn't the best. The icing for the house tastes great though! Do you like gingerbread?

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 I agree with you, I've never been a fan of how the houses taste. Not sure if better quality ginger bread would be good, ginger is a weird thing in sweets

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying I also feel like it may be a cookie that would (in my opinion) taste better slightly warm rather than it being cooled down, but I've never tried them warm and could be completely wrong lol.

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 12, 24 at 7:45pm

You were in a wreck?

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 01, 24 at 2:15pm

I see your neighborhood is lit up this year. There is a skeleton at one of the houses by my parents' street.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Those are all the rich people neighborhoods I've been delivering too. We used to have a huge skeleton upper body near us, they would decorate it for every holiday. Haven't seen it in awhile tho

Gabriel @gabriel_true I see. The people by the lake I live near do the same. Us poor people down the street barely do anything these days, haha!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Haha yeah we can't afford a huge electric bill or hundreds of dollars for decorations. Honestly crazy how some people will pay 50 bucks for food, tip and delivery when it's like a 6-8 min drive. I'm grateful for their laziness and generosity lmao

Gabriel @gabriel_true Indeed.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Nov 29, 24 at 8:56pm

Lmaoo I gotta send this to my Italian friend.

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Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying

Nov 29, 24 at 7:01pm

https://youtu.be/sZpao3FgGLo?si=KR9JYlF0nqhPL78W

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying Do it! XD

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Done haha

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying I hope they find it just as funny as my sisters and I did lol.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Nov 25, 24 at 10:08pm

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The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Nov 25, 24 at 6:17pm

I think someone would jerk off to a picture of you regardless just cause that's how some people are x.x.

Weird Successes

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Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying

Nov 25, 24 at 5:54pm

I should sell bath water, would anyone buy it? XD I'm joking of course...or am I? But seriously, I have thought of selling feet pics cause I got no money. But the thought of someone j*rking off to my feet disturbs me too much lol.

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying That's...true XD. You didn't need to state that out loud! I'm having flashbacks of that one dude on here lol.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 uwu I figured I didn't have too but we can not let other selfs get to comfy with all the weirdos on the web lmao

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying I never said I was comfy XD. That's exactly why I don't post certain pics is because of the creeps.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 No tight sweaters got it XD, haha sorry you gotta deal with em though

Tired Mommy ® @wei_ying I don't have any right sweaters though :3, I love baggy shirts sksksk. And luckily I haven't ran into any creeps lately though XD.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Nov 25, 24 at 5:38pm

Should use AI for female Iron as the "Mascot"

Weird Successes

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Nov 25, 24 at 5:37pm