Under The Mistletoe

The Shaqaroni Pizza from Papa Johns just might be the worst pizza I've ever eaten in my life. Even if it wasn't ordered with even more extra cheese which I already loathe, I think I still would have hated it. It was literally just a limp pizza with half the amount of pepperoni as shown on the box...and it was just thick, viscus, processed cheese goo sliding down my gullet. I was half way into my second slice when I felt like I was going to throw up. I feel like I need to take a shower and cry after eating that. Actually, I think I'm going to light a candle, put on some peaceful music, and take a bath.