The Alkasan Duck Fart

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The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 07, 25 at 12:36pm

Lmao Jack doesn't need his balls anymore

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Apr 07, 25 at 11:33am

I think what's more concerning is where they tied the fastener to hold this figure to the box, haha!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 07, 25 at 10:48am

I'ma give this thing one more chance, reheat lunch on the hottest setting. If it's still not working I'ma returning

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 07, 25 at 8:09am

@arc have you done this? https://youtube.com/shorts/zlYA1SENYG4?si=-3VbO1n7oTxSmFyD

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 05, 25 at 9:51pm

Happy bjrthday to him... wait he is alive or is it the passed one?

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Apr 05, 25 at 9:06pm

My brother celebrated his 49th birthday tonight.

Gabriel @gabriel_true My brother is alive. I only have the one.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Phew im glad, i just had a feeljng

Gabriel @gabriel_true I mean rumor has it my father hired a child somewhere in Southeast Asia that would be a possible brother to me, but I cannot say whether they are alive or dead, haha!

Gabriel @gabriel_true *sired* not hired. I am getting tired of autocorrect!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 05, 25 at 9:50pm

EVILLL NONSENSEEE! I REALLY HOPE WE MAKE A MOVEMENT WITH OUR WALLETS

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Apr 05, 25 at 6:48pm

$100 for a game you already played before at that!

Gabriel @gabriel_true I ain't buying the new Switch. Barely play my current Switch.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Samee! Im standing on business, ill pirate before anything

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Apr 05, 25 at 6:50pm

Enjoy your profile picture. By the way, did you want to give that FF7 character personality test I made a try? Just trying to justify all the work I put into it, ya know, haha!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Haha ill give it a shot, it looka cool :D

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 05, 25 at 3:17pm

All fun and games till you're the one needing to buy stuff lol

shinku @electryc

Apr 05, 25 at 10:51am

Bad advice? Damn bro that's bona fide words to live by!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 04, 25 at 6:30pm

Only.if he's buying

Vent

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Apr 04, 25 at 4:36pm

You should talk with him about it over drinks, hehe!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 04, 25 at 6:23pm

I am so sad to see a shitty ass fan service episode in apothecary diaries, what a waste of time.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Apr 03, 25 at 3:10pm

Yolo! I mean heck use egg whites, Greek yogurt and fat free milk n u got a buncha protein. Can also throw in a protein powder or shake instead lol

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yaasshat @yaasshat

Apr 03, 25 at 8:56am

Imma make French toast uncrustables (Chocolate filled, if you must know.) for breakfast this morning, because my poor diet choices seem to indicate I either hate life or I want to be smothered (Giggity. ;) ) by it. Still losing weight! My heart might not be doing great, but my waist line is looking better.lol

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