AHHH NOOO!!! my largest weakness.. gengoo..

My ability to overthink fucking everything probably, it's more of a curse than a blessing. Cause when you spend so long overthinking everything, it probably just makes you a nervous wreck. thATS ME

The media just cares about controversial topics, they even create controversy just to make money out of us reading about it.

well all I have to say is there are good people here so will you are somewhat in a right place but I feel that dating online AKA going on dating sites are not the way to go when it comes to trying to find that special someone because you never know who the person is on the other end and if they are just going to put you back into that relationship where it doesn't work or just another abusive relationship that was just a ruse to get you comfortable. trust me I've been there and I don't want somebody like you to end up in the same predicament that so many others have been in. Besides all that welcome to Maiotaku.

Ah well, finally some townsfolk in needs of healing, Lets have a look here... @Muggleborn. Oh how did this happen? Well I would suggest just using your other hand for right now until the natural healingprocess kicks in... Oh and put some leeches on it! @Panda-kun A broken life cannot be fixed by a fellow fleshy human, you will need the forgiveness of god! Just pray every day and put a coin in the donationbox of course... this´ll surely fix it! If nothing works try leeches. @Amelanchier Oh well accidents happen, we could try to stich you back together... or just go to bed and put the two seperate sides of you together... it´ll heal naturally over night eventually. Also try putting leeches in your open wounds so they suck out the infected parts of your torn body. @E.N.K.I. I´ll see what I can do... perhaps apply some leeches... I´m always glad to help out those in needs. The bill for the treatment will go out via courier. Stay healthy! With the best of regards, Herr Doktor

Welcome and I wouldn't count your chickens until they hatch because whoever speaks that name will always bring something within the wind of memes.