Describe Your Ideal Person

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1. Do you want someone with emotional intelligence, book smarts, street smarts, or a healthy balance of them all? Preferably emotional intelligence and street smarts because college educated people piss me off. They think they are so cool with their piece of paper. https://media.tenor.com/Wv012AfLY0EAAAAC/gangsta-k-on-gangsta.gif 2. Do you want long or short term? Some people only want casual things. That's okay, but it is important to state that upfront.) Long term is the only way I deal. I'm talking through plague, world war III, World war IV, Samsara, and Shiva's Tandava(the dance of destruction) https://media.tenor.com/AEUAGzV2Tf0AAAAC/anime-animefunny.gif 3. Are you a man child or a woman who acts like a baby? If so, grow up. Women aren't your mother and men can't read your mind like you're a damn baby.) I like a mix of both cause no one ever really grows up and the ones that think they do are just stagnant bitter types who want to send young people to wars. I hope my partner expects me to read her mind and when I don't she stands over me while I'm asleep with a knife in her hand contemplating but puts the knife away and snuggles with me. https://media.tenor.com/hkeM4Uie0bcAAAAC/anime-lick-anime-yandere.gif https://media.tenor.com/ydCD6RffzIQAAAAi/love-cuddle.gif 4. Are you mentally, financially, physically stable enough to have someone else put up with your shit? If no, make a plan to fix those things first. Even if you're not 100% there, as long as you're working on it should be good enough.) Always have been, cause it's never done. You're always working on yourself. When was the last time someone said "you're enough" that's right, never. Cause it's never enough. You're never good enough. You never will be. That's why people are never happy and become apathetic. I expect my partner to recognize this disturbing trend in humanity as we talk about ways to fix it that will never happen then laugh at everyone's suffering while we suffer aswell. https://media.tenor.com/tkgTNOL3nxoAAAAC/k-on-yui-hirasawa.gif 5. Weird thing, but what is your 'sex drive'? If you have a low or high one, it's okay to know what you need and state that. Don't date someone who isn't prepared for those things.) I hope our sex life is like British porn. We should always feel guilty after sex but want to do it again anyway. It better be sticky too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHI9-_Moig 6. What are the red flags YOU give off? We all have toxic traits. Some people are more well equipped than others to handle it. Being aware of your own red flags helps you to avoid people who will highlight those traits! (This includes identifying your misogynistic and misandrist thoughts and dismantle them. It's toxic, toxic bullshit.) I am both misogynistic and misandrist as I hate everyone equally. Especially myself since we're all a reflection of each other. Hopefully my partner can deal with my self deprecation with her own insecurities reflected in her actions. Maybe semi abusive, idk that's her domain. https://media.tenor.com/ZJpW9TXNlCIAAAAC/ora-oraora.gif 7. Finding out your love language is a good way to understand how you'll receive and give affection. It isn't set in stone, but it helps us to understand how someone shows how they care. Your love language needs to compliment your partner's.) I only learned of "love language" recently so I still need to research more but I hope my partner bites me whenever she wants sex like lionesses do to lions. Like painful bites that draw blood. I think the closest thing I have to a love language is running away because I do that whenever I have a crush or I bully who I have a crush on. There is no inbetween. https://media.tenor.com/4JUe-YWBM0UAAAAi/peachcat-cat.gif https://media.tenor.com/x91zb9XYaiQAAAAC/anime-girl.gif 8. Match the energy. If they are a serious person who doesn't like to joke around a lot or hates pranks, you're gonna want to know that ahead of time.) I need surprise slaps to keep me sharp for when the Apocalypse happens and we have to fight demon zombies. https://media.tenor.com/n-dSxCRnnwAAAAAC/tiger.gif

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