Random thoughts...

Remembered why I ain't so sorry to see my neighbors move. A couple years back we had a dispute arise over one of his pet cats after I came outside the house and saw it was disemboweled on his lawn. The animal was barely clinging onto life and was trying to drag its crippled body across the yard to find a place to die a slow death. Seeing my neighbor sitting on his porch smoking a cigarette I pointed to the animal and asked if I could help him get the cat to a vet. He said no he didn't have the money. I had cash in pocket to offer having the cat put down out of its misery. The dude told me he was insulted that I would imply he needed financial assistance. So my next course of action was to call the animal control to report animal abuse. They came and agreed I was in the right. The dude went off on me making a passive comment about taking action against me if I stuck my nose in his business ever again. Now I come out to find his brand new dog is roaming the street with the man literally standing in the yard piddling about when a trash truck comes around the corner and nearly flattens the pupper! I took action to pull the dog out of the road to bring him back to my neighbor and of course the man acts like I did something unnecessary for him. I don't even like dogs and yet I somehow have more compassion for them than this guy! Sheesh...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZDSCCjM-BQIAAAAC/sesame-chicken-chinese-food.gif Look at it tho

So today I said I walked a dog down the street naked, it’s a normal thing. It gets interesting, so this guy listening is waiting. So I say dog gon it and then I fled.

So then I come back and say I’ll make it up to u… and said there is some kid in hell drinking back milkshakes from a boob.

I made up that hole story except for one day I did walk a dog naked and I did be a retard today. So it was all true…I can’t prove it but that would get it wood be good

Bipolar people be like I’m depressed but also happy. Skizo people be like I’m being attacked by a chainsaw or being attacked by a chainsaws. Being manic is only when I’m drunk.