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yuuzora

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yuuzora
Sep 15, 23 at 7:55pm
Pinot Noir is actually considered 'low brow'. It's like that box wine shit, though there can be fancy stuff. Good on you calling out a Karen, though. Can't stand the sorts yelling at customer service employees.
criselington
1. You've been invited onto an 'alpha male podcast', what do you? Laugh at them and hang up. 2. You're waiting in a line somewhere and hear some lady start screaming like someone is murdering her. As you listen, she's screaming at the cashier that she doesn't need to show her ID to buy a bottle of Pinot Noir. What do you do? Assume she's one of them Karen's you see in the city and call her scam since our local liquor store doesn't have that high society stuff. 3. You're walking down a street and a big floofy dog approaches you, tail wagging. What do you do? Kidnapp it, name it turtle, and raise it as my own. 4. You're trying to enter your house, but there's an angry goose standing guard, ready to attack! What do you do? I punt that fucker, wouldn't be the first time he and I clash. 5. A bee gets into your car as you're driving out of a busy parking lot. What do you do? Drive into on coming traffic. He is going down with me.
criselington
Pete Zahut @criselington Well it's fancy enough not to be in our stores haha I'd hate to see whats considered high brow
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora High Brow is like Blac Sauvignon since it's more resource intensive. But it also depends on brand.
criselington
Pete Zahut @criselington Makes me realize how poor and low class I am that I've never even heard of that haha
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora I was a bartender for a few years in my uni days. So I learned a few things. Personally, I don't get the hype around expensive wines. If I recommend anything, I much prefer something like umeshu(plum wine) or nigori(A kind of sake). They're much cheaper and taste great.
yuuzora
Sep 14, 23 at 9:08pm
I don't think I've ever seen a cat and a goose fight before.... so it's either worked so well or they ended up having such a bloody war that a peace treaty became necessary.
criselington
I'll do one of these why not. 1. You have received a letter that you're being drafted into some sort of military experimentation. What do you plan to do about this? Tell them I am their pawn no more then proceed to fall onto my knees and cry as rain magically appears over me. I'll then proceed to be knocked unconscious and dragged away as they already own my soul. 2. You've had a long day at work in some sort of office. What sort of work could you see yourself doing here? Demolition under the guise of renovations. 3. You're walking along in a crowded city intersection, some person with a clipboard approaches you and wants to ask you some questions, what do you do about this? Kick their shin push them to the ground and shout, I may be new to the city, but you're not robbing me, you mugger. 4. You see some small kids(4-7 year olds) riding scooters on your street. It doesn't look like anyone is watching them. What would you do? Send them into the woods so that they may disappear and please the forest spirits. 5. You find a kitten crying for its mother on a rainy day near a park, what would you do? Add it to the collection of strays people have abandoned so it may live as a rat catcher/goose chaser.
criselington
Pete Zahut @criselington Never trust geese, they are the assholes of the bird. They poop everywhere and attack animals and all sorts of stuff. They deserve the war the cats bring them.
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora Oh yes. I worked on farms most of my life. But I don't think I ever worked on one where the cats and geese really crossed paths. At least not that I know of. I'm adding that to my drawing list. A Kitty Crusade marching against the oppression of the Geese. XD
yuuzora
Sep 14, 23 at 9:07pm
Smacking it out of their hands would be satisfying. And yes, kids still ride scooters and touch grass. At least the kids on my street. They're very smol babus, just barely in school.
arc
Arc @arc commented on 20 Questions
Sep 13, 23 at 7:04pm
1. You have received a letter that you're being drafted into some sort of military experimentation. What do you plan to do about this? Write them back explaining that my vigorous penis, while having the ability to be weaponized, is an anomaly that the military can't wield or truly understand. I've told them no before and I will tell them again! 2. You've had a long day at work in some sort of office. What sort of work could you see yourself doing here? If it were my dream job it would be making 6 figures working on an ai girlfriend for the masses that would end world blue ball syndrome. 3. You're walking along in a crowded city intersection, some person with a clipboard approaches you and wants to ask you some questions, what do you do about this? Knock the clipboard out of the person's hands and keep walking. 4. You see some small kids(4-7 year olds) riding scooters on your street. It doesn't look like anyone is watching them, what would you do? Think to myself. Wow, kids still ride scooters these days. 5. You find a kitten crying for its mother on a rainy day near a park, what would you do? Devote my life to the safety of the kitten.
yuuzora
Sep 13, 23 at 6:25pm
Why can't I become a secular canoness and live in an abby drawing, writing, and meditating without all that commitment to some god? ;o;
yuuzora
Sep 13, 23 at 6:21pm
Oh! I should mention, for #3, the best policy is to keep walking because most often these are scammers trying to guilt you into paying for their 'charity'. Yeet them into a bin. But in the major cities where I live, these bastards are actually quite the problem.
wei_ying
1. Question them 2. I don't know? Bringing everyone donuts and coffee XD 3. Ask them why they want to ask me questions and what is it about 4. Keep an eye on them until I know their parents are around 5. Feel bad I'm sure. But there's not much I can do
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying I was going to mentioned that since I know about those scammers. But maybe I can confuse the scammer while talking to them XD
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora It would be fun to troll them. They deserve it since they're using charity to scam people. >0
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying We'll troll them together XD
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora Yeyeyeye. Chaotic Good Mischief.
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying Wonder how we should start it off?
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora Depends what they're pitching. Usually in my city they try to evoke some sort of religion, I just tell them I'm a satanist. That tends to work.
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying Oh! Sounds good and then we can make up a fake ancient language to chant as they run away
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora I speak an ancient dialect of Irish called Ires Gales. It was used as far back as the time of the Druids who were powerful spiritual leaders in Ireland before the invasion of the Celts. It kinda sounds like elvish, so maybe that'll work. XD
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying We'll have you use that for sure! I'll pretend to speak ancient Latin or Egyptian XD
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora If you remembered the Mummy from the 90s, they actually used ancient Egyptian. Though everything else was dumb in those movies. They got one thing right. lol
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying I think I've heard of those XD
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora Yeah they were.... not good. Not bad, the acting was great. But they weren't good. lol
yuuzora
Sep 13, 23 at 6:12pm
I definitely won't mind working in your office building! XD
wei_ying
1. Question them 2. I don't know? Bringing everyone donuts and coffee XD 3. Ask them why they want to ask me questions and what is it about 4. Keep an eye on them until I know their parents are around 5. Feel bad I'm sure. But there's not much I can do
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying Make sure to tell me what donuts and coffee/drink you prefer! I want you to have at least one thing you like for breakfast and such XD
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora Yeye. I like a smooth coffee from local shop with local beans and anything as long as it doesn't have walnuts or pecans in it. Otherwise I'll die. ;u;------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of these days I will need to bring "breakfast bento" for it. There's nothing like seeing the despair and disgust on the faces of anyone who has never tried natto. But the tamago manju(A pancake bun with egg) with cheese and grits will make up for it. It's like if a McGriddle was actually tasty and good for you. :)
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying I'll get my notebook and right it down to remember everyone's favorites! XD And that sounds good! The tamago manju
yuuzora
Sep 13, 23 at 6:11pm
Not a bad strategy for 5, at least initially. Sometimes mama does come back. She can't carry more than one, afterall.
amir_bahram
Sep 12, 23 at 10:13pm
Roleplay Edition 1. If I'm getting drafted, there's nothing I can do. I'll just have to do it. Besides who knows maybe I'll get some cool superpowers XD 2. I would be a financial analyst. I'm good with money 3. I'll keep walking like they don't exist 4. Go on with my day. They're their parents problem not mine. If anything happens to them, not my problem ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ 5. I would put the kitten somewhere where it won't get wet but it would be near it's original spot cuz I want the mother to find the kitten
yuuzora
Sep 11, 23 at 6:23pm
Ahh! I always felt alone in this! I still remember accidentally killing a fox from far away because I thought it was a wolf in the darkness. ;o;
rainx
Sep 11, 23 at 4:57am
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yuuzora
Sep 10, 23 at 4:31pm
Often times, dreams where we are in a building we recognize or feels familiar it's a metaphor for our modes of thought er...(not sure if that's the right English) The deeper/lower you move into the building the deeper you move into your subconscious. If it's a particularly old building, it might be an old way you used to think. That's not the case for everyone, of course. But on average.
kuharido
Sep 10, 23 at 4:28pm
I occasionally have dreams where I am back in high skool. Yet I am at the age I am now. I keep thinking I need to graduate but remember I graduated when I was seventeen. The dream last night had me lamenting how hard it was to make friends cause I was trying to hide my age and I was embarrassed. I don't want to go back to skool! https://media.tenor.com/sUr8IroSJeUAAAAC/chuunibyou-anime.gif
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I must break free of this subconscious manifestation of skool.
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora It will depend what sort of mindset you tend to associate with this school you attended. How do you feel things have changed since then and what do you feel may be holding you back from letting those things go? Does the building tend to feel more ominous or embarrassing?
yuuzora
Sep 09, 23 at 8:10pm
That is true about certain groups. There are lots of toxic friend groups that bring the worst out in a person.
wei_ying
1. Hang around my family, take a nap, maybe cry depending on how stressed I am and then calm down lol 2. Both! If you want small talk I can handle that, but I am also used to deep discussions. Although, if you are gonna be rude while talking about something deep I won't enjoy it 3. Cry baby. I can be (in my own way) tough on people/myself depending on when...but I'm a professional cryer and am terrible at hiding my emotions lol 4. I can do both. But especially when dealing with people's issues or attitudes I carefully think how I'll approach them about it 5. IDK? I'm never alone 6. Help them. But I do know when to leave them be and let them work things out for themselves at times too, cause not everyone wants or needs my help-------------------------------------- 7. Idk? Maybe? I do and can get distracted easily----------------------- --------------8. Doesn't matter the number to me--------------------------------------9. I can do both. But I enjoy groups cause I do well bouncing ideas off others--------------------------------------10. Hugs, talking, simply just being a silent presence cause not everyone wants to talk--------------------------------------11. Yes--------------------------------------12.I find myself feeling embarrassed or nervous, but I also find people's attention endearing. Especially the way they do it--------------------------------------13. I do. I believe I've had this discussion irl before XD--------------------------------------14. Yes, too much time >:(--------------------------------------15. Yes. But I try my best to be self-aware about how I treat others :3-------------------------------------- 16. I don't know? I hardly speak up if I know or think I'll be wrong...so I either stay quiet if I'm not sure about my knowledge of the situation or I apologize when it has happened--------------------------------------17. Who am I to judge anyone? XD But, I think it's about using your own common sense...or intuition at times. Like, I do believe sometimes when people hang around a certain group (especially if it's a negative one) their behaviors can change and whatnot or that the people they choose to hang around can/could help you tell about their behaviors somewhat , but sometimes the individual is the issue and I know it's not always the group they surround themselves with...idk how to explain RN lol-------------------------------------- 18. As for myself I talk inwardly about it to myself and really do try not to be a hypocrite about the beliefs or views I have. I also am very harsh on myself inwardly and beat myself up lol-------------------------------------- 19.No--------------------------------------20. I don't even know anymore. I just let them be
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying Yeah. That's why the company you choose to keep is important :3
yuuzora
yuuzora @yuuzora Hmhmhm. It's why it's important to find people who bring out the best in us. Luckily genuine, positive people aren't in short supply.
wei_ying
Forgetful Mommy ® @wei_ying Yeah, I'm glad there are still people who are good and genuinely try to be ^^. It's not that there's none you just might have to search a bit harder for it lol
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