squirrelatemycookie

I'll do you one better. I got one at the beach with a dad joke. Before the invention of crowbar, crows usually drank alone.

1. Favorite color is green. Like Zelda and the plants in my garden. 2. All types of music. Over 2000 songs of every genre. I never bother to make a Playlist. Will play Five Finger Death Punch, Undertake OST, German Hardbass and Toby Keith in that order. 3. I have been catching up on One Piece, but have been gaming on vacation with NieR Replicant more than watching TV. 4. I speak nerd, and a little bit of bird. I specialize in yelling at the sandhill cranes on my lawn. 5. I work three jobs. Finance administration, restaraunt manager and dance group editor. 6. I have one older brother who I am very proud of. 7. I grew up having an unorthodox relationship with my parents with some turbulence, buy our relationship seems healthy and respectful now. We have worked through that and are better for it. 8. My favorite drink is coffee. Never have enough of it. 9. I drive to work in a custom Legend of Zelda Golf cart. I will let you imagine how my driving looks. 10. I enjoyed science in school. 11. I have never taken that. So just call me quirky. 12. I have been in a phase exploring my faith in God. I've not found a church that quite vibes with me due to aging population in my area, but I have been doing morning prayers. 13. I'd probably be some NPC in a Pokemon game that eventually becomes a fan favorite character with lots of fan art like Hex Maniac. 14. Not so sure I am brave per say. I just gave a tendency to jump into stuff and whatever happens next is details. Snake in the house? Just catch it and throw him out. 15. Pasta! I'll eat pasta in many forms! Gotta have my Alfredo sauce. 16. We have a nice meal at a breakfast diner in the morning, then see a movie or go shopping at a game store. Hopefully finding something one of us has been looking for like a classic Xbox game. 17. Maybe. I can't remember if the medicine killed them or not...bye bye, brain cells. 18. My favorite exercise is swimming. Just finished a few laps at the hotel pool. 19. A bit of both. Refer back to my current work schedule. But come the weekend, I'll sleep in past noon and spend a couple hours playing a Switch game until time to repeat the cycle. 20. Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more! (I am probably the 10th person to make that joke.)