Branden

Let me know what concert you go to so I can pay one of the artists to shout you out with "I would like to dedicate my next song to Horse Dong! I don't know if you are out there man, but you must be a real man to have a dong that big! Rock on!" Living on a Prayer plays

Im opening a sexual harassment case on you https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/cec786805880d02c48716cad382977c5aaf96c5589fc57f9871f3bfb78434469_1.jpg

I have actually had one female squirt on my bed once and I gotta tell you I was expecting the pee smell to be everywhere but it just never did. It did made a mess of my sheets tho :/

I remember the battle of mikan hill during the jimmy crusades. That war was brutal but nothing worse than the deadly sniper of baka monument who picked me off with one clean shot. I lie there bleeding out calling out to carlo to watch out but its too late he swiftly ends you and carlo. Napalm was left defenseless in tower whimpering "coom" before he gets sniped.

In 'Nam we ate our shit to survive in the trenches while just waiting for an enemy to pop up to cut off our ding ding from the tunnels everywhere around us. We would have drank our own piss too but luckily we drank the blood of Mighty Mouse next to us who conveniently died before we went MIA