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joemama711

The Alkasan Duck Fart

32 year old Male
Single, Straight
GA
joemama711
Amen, best of luck to you traffic soldier!
gabriel_true
I hope everyone is doing well. Despite my own challenges I do worry about other's plights. It really is the Devil's luck for many people this year. Apropos that it became the year of the snake right after having been the dragon. Honestly it truly is in Christ's hands at this juncture. As it was written that a man toils under the sun only to find solace in the darkness of his own heart. His pleasure fleeting and ultimately a fruitless end. One lost to time. Time is an apathetic entity caring for neither foe nor friend. Vanity the lot of it. But enough about lame-o existentialism! Let's keep going! I have faith we will make it. Not as we were, but what we are to become in His future. A future outside the realm of time. Amen!
gabriel_true
Gabriel @gabriel_true Copy that! Much obliged!
joemama711
Nice, aside from shits n giggles I'm a back sleeper so body pillows don't work for me.
chaostabbean
i get it on my 4 month anniversary which is saturday >_> <_< i hate the damn holiday
joemama711
I tried changing my oil on Sunday with my piece of shit 20 year old original jack and the bottom wasn't stable. Apparently you can just buy oil and a filter and take it to a place and pay for the labor of putting it in worked well enough for me and 50 bucks.
yaasshat
Feb 11, 25 at 3:26pm
I suppose that's less ideal than my current situation of trying to change a flat, having the jack slip, then having the jack just decide "You know what? Fuck this! Imma break, biiiitch!!!". So, currently waiting on a tow truck just to lift the car so I can put a damn spare on for the low price of $95 and the eventual replacement of said tire. Good thing it's only freezing rain and snow, because I'd hate to be dry and warm on a sunny day... Meh... Still ain't concrete in the eye. Edit: I need a drink and a cigarette... Life, am I right? Aha...
joemama711
The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Damn that's actually pretty trash, fuck these old shitty jacks
joemama711
Yess, with a sprinkle of hating Mondays~
verucassault
@joemama711 Actually, this is perfect. Buffness and pussy. The best of both worlds.
joemama711
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-24-2024/L_aSi3.gif
joemama711
https://makeagif.com/i/L_aSi3
yukachan
Jan 26, 25 at 7:57pm
Of course,:]
yukachan
Jan 26, 25 at 6:48pm
You doin good?
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