LoL. Similar thing happened to a guy that had just bragged about having 3 degrees while I was serving jury duty. He spent a good minute trying to open one of the double doors holding up the entire jury. He even turned around and looked at everybody like he didn't know what to. Finally someone pushed past him and opened the other door. 3 degrees and he couldn't think to try the other door. And this guys serving on a jury deciding someone's future. Scary thought.

Name: Kali Class: Drow (Dark Elf) Basic attack powers: Arcane magic and summoning of shadow creatures. Basic utility powers: High magic resistance and clairvoyance. Current goal: To kill boredom. Place of origin: The volcanic city of Angra. Appearance: Adult, dark skin, orange eyes and black/gray long hair with some dreads. Attitude: Evil, perverse and sarcastic. Back story: She is one of the matriarch's daughters and often visits the Dark Woods looking for young travelers to kidnap, torture and eat. (my dark-elves are similar to vampires :P)

Virgo Year of the ox

Half now, half later. I'd elaborate, but I need to chase someone away who's staring through the back window of my car just a little bit too long. -grabs viking braodsword-

Roleplaying is common territory for me, given my D&D background, so I'll throw that out there. I'm not exactly into dominance or submission fantasies, so I don't necessarily have to go as far as BDSM or pet play. I just live half my life in my imagination, making up stories and characters and stuff. You know, like anyone with the mind of a writer. So its not much of a transition for me to connect to someone else using imagination in a collaborative experience. I guess in the grand scheme of things, I'm on the tame side, as I still struggle to this day to understand why yiff and vore are actual things. That's not to say I'm judging anyone who's into the weirder stuff, so long as they aren't bringing harming others without their consent in any way. So as Cinnomoon-leeks says, you really shouldn't be ashamed of it. You just gotta find someone who wants what you want.