Funny stories

One time I was rollerblading In the house and flipped over onto the couch. Then I fell asleep. Not that funny by oh well

I ran into a glass door thinking it was not there. And the cute lady on the other side knew it was partially her fault. Internally I called myself a baka

I once forgot how to say thankyou and just awkwardly stared at the cashier and left. (I came back and said thankyou... which probably made it worse)

I was coming out of one of my academic buildings at school and I couldn't open up the front door because I kept pulling when I was supposed to push. So I stood there for a good minute trying to open the door before I realized why it wasn't working and got really embarrased and quietly pushed open the door despite a lot of people staring at me strangely.

LoL. Similar thing happened to a guy that had just bragged about having 3 degrees while I was serving jury duty. He spent a good minute trying to open one of the double doors holding up the entire jury. He even turned around and looked at everybody like he didn't know what to. Finally someone pushed past him and opened the other door. 3 degrees and he couldn't think to try the other door. And this guys serving on a jury deciding someone's future. Scary thought.