Confessions

Lol neko that is funny and you got her respond. I did so long time ago because mosquitoes bit my unusual spot thinking about it make me itch.

*kneels before a portrait depicting Haruhi and Madoka* Forgive me, Holy Goddesses,for I have sinned. It would take a lifetime to confess them all so I will choose the most heinous offense that taints my blackened and rotting soul. I once stole a booster pack of Pokemon cards from Wal-Mart when I was 10.

I .... I.... I WANT A COOKIE!!!!!!!

well, when I was a kid I stole a Sonic™ spring-loaded racing toy from a daycare. It got ran over in my driveway a day later :( I also tried to steal a balloon, but I got caught. Back then I was so young I thought being pregnant meant you just needed to poop really bad but the poop didn't want to come out. The daycare worker did not believe I was pregnant. And thus, my career in crime had finally drawn to a close.

I made out with a dude before and tell people who like me that i'm gay; just so i can see the disappointment in their faces, but at night i secretly crave his lips.