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More Questions: 1. You wake up and realize you're in some kinda hobbit house. What do you do first? Kick back and relax. Finally a house for me. 2. You get a call from a local store asking about references for someone you have never heard of listing you. What do you tell them? Must be a desperate kid. Whatever they want to hear. Pepper in some embellishment. 3. You see some older kids trying to hurt some kittens, what do you do? Torpedo dropkick the first one and beat them all within an inch of death. 4. You're walking down the street and see some homeless guy drop some of the change from his tip jar. What do you do? Keep on walking. 5. Suddenly someone jumps out of an alleyway and tells you to get into a car or get shot. What do you do? Act like I am going into the car but at the very second I see an opening I ram into them and run towards the nearest person.

1. Think about the movie The Hobbit and wonder if I am the next Bilbo Baggins 2. Ask them what the crap does that mean 3. Stop them 4. Pick up his money for him and give it back to him with extra in his jar 5. Get into the car just to make them crash it lol

1. You wake up and realize you're in some kinda hobbit house. What do you do first? --- Crouch around the house cuz my 6'2 ass isn't fitting there. Then get out for a walk cuz I'm hoping if I'm in a hobbit house, I must be in the shire and that walk is going to be IMMACULATE 2. You get a call from a local store asking about references for someone you have never heard of listing you. What do you tell them? --- Not interested *hangs up* 3. You see some older kids trying to hurt some kittens, what do you do? --- This video https://youtu.be/XIcUgyLxNBA?si=hCWou4jXv5Cmr0BL 4. You're walking down the street and see some homeless guy drop some of the change from his tip jar. What do you do? --- Take the money and give it to him 5. Suddenly someone jumps out of an alleyway and tells you to get into a car or get shot. What do you do? --- PULL OUT A BIGGER GUN AND SAY GET OUT OF THE CAR AND DROP YOUR GUN OR GET SHOT

1. You wake up and realize you're in some kinda hobbit house. What do you do first? Well with Gandalf being like 5' 6" and having trouble moving around, I'm just going to have to suffer until I eventually leave the house. 2. You get a call from a local store asking about references for someone you have never heard of listing you. What do you tell them? I tell them oh yeah I remember them they stole a bunch of money and things from our store and never came back. After the call I'll laugh to myself and say that'll teach them to steal time from me. 3. You see some older kids trying to hurt some kittens, what do you do? I get out the soap sock and beat 'em. 4. You're walking down the street and see some homeless guy drop some of the change from his tip jar. What do you do? Pick it up and throw it at him making it rain and say something dumb. 5. Suddenly someone jumps out of an alleyway and tells you to get into a car or get shot. What do you do? Tell them to shoot me or get the fuck out of my way.

More Questions: 1. You've been randomly selected to participate in some sort of karaoke contest, what song do you sing first? 2. You've entered an Asian grocery store, what do you get while you're here? 3. You're about ready to go to bed when you suddenly hear someone crying outside that they've just hit someone's dog. What do you do? 4. Your friends are making some plans for the weekend. What do you suggest? 5. Your friends invite you to a local bar/club for some drinks and a rave. Do you go with them?

1. You've been randomly selected to participate in some sort of karaoke contest, what song do you sing first? --- Everybody wants to rule the world by Tears for Fears 2. You've entered an Asian grocery store, what do you get while you're here? --- Noodles, gochujang, shrimp paste, soy sauce, fish sauce, sesame oil, cooking wine, miso, steamer pans and lots of snacks 3. You're about ready to go to bed when you suddenly hear someone crying outside that they've just hit someone's dog. What do you do? --- I'm too tired for this. It's not person's problem not mine XD imma sleep 4. Your friends are making some plans for the weekend. What do you suggest? --- Let's go swimming and then eat something 5. Your friends invite you to a local bar/club for some drinks and a rave. Do you go with them? --- yeah I would. I won't drink tho

1. You've been randomly selected to participate in some sort of karaoke contest, what song do you sing first? - No idea, I suck at singing so maybe something fun like Cool Patrol or Dinosaur Laser Fight by NSP. 2. You've entered an Asian grocery store, what do you get while you're here? - I guess spices and seasonings, and food if they have it. 3. You're about ready to go to bed when you suddenly hear someone crying outside that they've just hit someone's dog. What do you do? - Laugh and say not tonight Appalachia. 4. Your friends are making some plans for the weekend. What do you suggest? - Probably drink around a bonfire and play horseshoe or corn hole I guess. 5. Your friends invite you to a local bar/club for some drinks and a rave. Do you go with them? Get a whistle and some glow sticks and get my Terry Crews on.

1. Try and decline cause I hate singing in front of others, but if I have to. Say so by Doja Cat, Daisy by Ashnikko, Like it like that (Cardi B), Livin' On A Prayer, Chop Suey, etc. Whatever comes to mind lol 2. Noodles, anything spicy and whatever looks good lol 3. Go to bed anyways. All due respect there's not much I can do for the dog 4. Going to a park and having a picnic, going to the mall or doing whatever they suggest as long as it won't get us in trouble lol 5. No, I couldn't tolerate that kind of scene nor the smell of alcohol (I get lightheaded and dizzy), but if they really need me to be designated driver...I would so I could watch over them. Prepare buckets and all that jazz for the drive home just in case

More Questions: 1. You've been randomly selected to participate in some sort of karaoke contest, what song do you sing first? A contest hm... well it depends on the audience, but a good opener is "周深 (Zhou Shen)'s Rubia" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. You've entered an Asian grocery store, what do you get while you're here? Depends what I need and what's on sale. White kimichi (for my white ass sister who thinks Doritos are spicy), pure ginger juice, and Gino milk tea powder is what is most difficult for me to get where I live. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. You're about ready to go to bed when you suddenly hear someone crying outside that they've just hit someone's dog. What do you do? Look out the window to see if I recognize the dog. If not, there really isn't much I could do with my current resources, so I have to mind my business here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Your friends are making some plans for the weekend. What do you suggest? Tea party. Always tea party. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Your friends invite you to a local bar/club for some drinks and a rave. Do you go with them? Only to make sure they don't get into trouble. I *hate* loud, sketchy places so my guard will be fully up and I'll be prepared to fight if it comes to that. Being a girl and vaguely Asian in a situation like that is basically asking for harassment. I can only hope my idiot friends are smart enough to remember I tell them to run and get reinforcements while *I* fight because they are stupid and will just panic anyway. </3 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Some more questions finally: 1. You're walking with your sister down a busy street when someone creep tries to grab her dress/skirt. What do you do? 2. You spot an odd black book on the ground outside your house. It's scrawled in some strange writing. What do you think it says? Do you pick it up? 3. You receive a lovely, floral smelling letter inviting you to a tea party at noon on the weekend. Do you accept? 4. The invite said anything above semi-formal will be accepted, but don't be surprised to be underdressed if you do. What do you decide to wear? 5. It asks you to fill in any allergen information, what do you put down?