Boyfriend warranties ( Joke )

Hello, here at Boyfriend's inn we offer Boyfriend warranties. Now you are probably asking what is a boyfriend warranty? By providing us with daily memes as payment if you should happen to find yourself without a boyfriend we can provide one for you. We offer many packages. Please note however the warranty is null and void if you attempt to trade real money or act toxic towards your Warranty Boyfriend and they must be returned without STDs. The goddess package will include a warranty boyfriend who will literally worship the ground you stand on and sing your praises. The queen package will include a warranty boyfriend who is into role-play and is submissive to you allowing you to dominate the warranty relationship. The princess package will include a warranty boyfriend that is dominate but gentlemen like. He will be your loyal knight in shining armor. The gamer girl package will include a warranty boyfriend who is knowledge on most aspects of gaming and streaming. He can moderate your stream or discord and isn't afraid to race you in Mario Cart. The otaku package will include a warranty boyfriend who is knowledgeable on all things anime and manga and can watch Sub or Dub with you and is flexible on anime and manga preferences. Will even provide a lap pillow to you while watching your favorite show. The creative package Is split into many subsections but essentially will include a warranty boyfriend who is knowledge on either writing, art, cosplay, or many other activities. The succubus package is self-explanatory and you are complete degenerate. This is also a subcategory for any of the previous ones that can be included in on the package. We are also hiring Men who can be warrantied out to our customer base. If you fit any of the previous descriptions feel free to apply down below. Disclaimer, This is a joke Don't take this seriously but have fun.

Even if you did we’d say no XD. If he tried to say yes I’d pout aggressively his way... while maybe somewhat threatening his life XD. Also I didn’t recognize you without your usual pfp :O

XD Yeah I figured since I'm actually looking right now I should probably have my genuine profile picture up. That's good, keep your man in line and let him know you're the only one who matters.

It’s fine you’re trying out new things XD. He knows that already but maybe I’ll give him a gif that’s beating him up just in case he forgot ;D XD

Shouldn't the boyfriend coverage titled "Succubus" be listed as "Incubus" instead? Then again I suppose it would work out being as you're taking it in the butt either way when it comes to the fine print. http://cache.sesshou.com/megaten/9/9a/Demon_incubus.jpg

What would these warranty boyfriends even look like? Are they real men? Anime men for anime lovers/weebs? Can they change form? Are they mythical like creatures that can shape shift so they can create your favorite looks of the men you like?