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hope they release black joycons with a mouse function for the switch. im not buying a third nintendo console in a row. ive never done that, i always have switched around. im going to switch around ha

Why are so many people being like "The Switch 2 is meh cuz the appearance of the console itself looks too similar to the Switch"? Since when did the plastic case determine how good the system is? I like the clean, simple appearance. I feel like it's the #pcmasterrace crowd that complains the most cuz they spend $$ to get a PC case with glass and strobe light LEDs, using a mouse that looks like a Lamborghini Aventador with 87 buttons. The Switch hardware is only on par with an old iPhone, so if the Switch 2 is in the neighborhood of a PS4 Pro like the early reports indicate, that's a massive upgrade. I love that the joycons can be used as a mouse. I mean, Switch 2 players will still need to get off my team in OW2, but for games with point and click like Balatro, having a mouse will be great. If it's around $400, I'll be getting it on release day and will be dropping bananas behind me to wreck bitches in Mario Kart 9.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndDFs9TsuFs Genshin Impact was employing a devious overly complicated exchange system. you have to make MULTIPLE exchanges in order to get a loot box, where other gacha games you pay money for gems, then use gems for the loot boxes. Period. https://i.ibb.co/qR0SpZy/1.jpg Stupid kids don't really know how to manage money, so that was the exploit loop. While I do think it's the parent's fault for letting their stupid kid spend hundreds of dollars on their credit card, Genshin was employing a devious trap that farms the runts for money. Although I agree that Genshin needs to be hit with a fine, this is pretty worrying that Gacha games are being targeted. Take for instance the Google ban that happened just weeks ago for my gacha game Azur Lane. Because some snot-nosed brat got caught playing a big boobie game by their parents, google told Azure Lane that they need to ban every skin that the kid purchased, or they will remove Azur Lane from the play store. Prepare yourselves, because I am about to show a game skin that is so lewd, so FOUL, that it is now forcefully taken down by Google. https://i.ibb.co/6r25NH2/1.jpg Let me reiterate. This image. This skin. This is now banned content for the US because of some google employed 60 year old shriveled limp noodle gasped when looking at the lewd content. Pretty scary stuff for Azur Lane.

As for Genshin/ Mihoyo or whatever they're calling themselves now getting popped for predatory practices I am in agreement. I quit playing cause it's fairly ridiculous that they charge obscene amounts for virtual data that's temporary and never yours. So it don't matter at this point. They're already on par with most mega corporations on how much money they've made through legal loopholes, but still. In regards to censorship I don't know what to say on any of that. I only remember the joke about nerfing Amber's buns, haha!