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arc
Arc @arc commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Arc @arc
Apr 27, 23 at 7:56pm
I have one @forgetmenot would appreciate: "Hey girl, how about you become my follower and I'll let your hand touch my Meridia beacon"
amir_bahram
Amir @amir_bahram commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Amir @amir_bahram
May 31, 23 at 9:28am
I'm the STD in stud now all I need is U
forgetmenot
Curly-Molto @forgetmenot commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Curly-Molto @forgetmenot
May 31, 23 at 10:01am
Are you bubbles? Coz I wanna blow you.
gabriel_true
Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Gabriel @gabriel_true
May 31, 23 at 11:39pm
Gurl those safety features of yours are clearly rated top of their class. I don't need to worry about running into you cause those airbags will keep my head and neck secure! Even from behind, if I rear end ya, I know that back bumper has got solid shock absorbsion.
wei_ying
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying
Sep 14, 23 at 2:21am
Roses are red, Rose is my middle name. So I don't need to buy you roses since I'm a Rose already (fyi I'm not saying that just for this XD. Rose is my actual middle name lol)
arc
Arc @arc commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Arc @arc
Oct 19, 24 at 10:13pm
Damn, I came up with this one a little bit too late! Hey girl, is your name Carona? Because you take my breath away...
gabriel_true
Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Dumb Pick up lines
Gabriel @gabriel_true
Oct 23, 24 at 9:10am
If I were a drug test you would fail. ... Because you're an addiction I can't ignore!
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