Dumb Pick up lines

So like, raccoons are animals.

You're still here, so it's "garbage can", not "garbage cannot"

So like... we can get free tacos if we steal them or dig them out of the trash

I must be Wile E Coyote cause I was super genius to have picked you

I must be a duck during duck hunt season cause you just shot me with your love rifle

You must be one of the little Einstein’s cause boy you took me on a trip

Are you a banana because I find you apeeling

^ I’d FALL for that one

I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!