Dumb Pick up lines

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 1:25am

So like, raccoons are animals.

Curlycurr @cur_lypav commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 1:33am

You're still here, so it's "garbage can", not "garbage cannot"

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 1:54am

So like... we can get free tacos if we steal them or dig them out of the trash

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 10:51am

I must be Wile E Coyote cause I was super genius to have picked you

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 10:56am

I must be a duck during duck hunt season cause you just shot me with your love rifle

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 11:26am

You must be one of the little Einstein’s cause boy you took me on a trip

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 11:27am

Are you a banana because I find you apeeling

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 12:03pm

^ I’d FALL for that one

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 12:06pm

Hey miss am I in Las Vegas? Because I think my eyes just hit a Jack-Pot

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 07, 22 at 1:10pm

I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

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