Dumb Pick up lines
αleph-01 @a1ephy
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αleph-01 @a1ephy
Me: I'm jealous of your heart
Her: Whut?
Me: Yeah, cuz your heart is pumping inside you, but I'm not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The legendary Florida Man! @shaggydaggy
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The legendary Florida Man! @shaggydaggy
Did you fart? 'cause you just blew me away
AspieChu @projectotakux
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AspieChu @projectotakux
Are you Mt. Lady? Cause I would climb to your peak
Petelgeuse Romanée-Conti @petelgeuse_romanee_conti
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Petelgeuse Romanée-Conti @petelgeuse_romanee_conti
You must be the witch Satella because I envy you.
αleph-01 @a1ephy
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αleph-01 @a1ephy
You're trash, let me take you out
gilver @gilver
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gilver @gilver
That's a good line. I'ma steal it from ya you big weeapoo!
AspieChu @projectotakux
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AspieChu @projectotakux
Can i be your eren jager titan and you my female titan?
gilver @gilver
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gilver @gilver
I noticed you looked miserable and I brought you my company. I'm in the business of misery, so let's take it from the top. We charge by the minute, but promise to God it'll feel so good!
-turns the radio to Paramore-
Whoa! I never meant to brag... https://youtu.be/aCyGvGEtOwc
AspieChu @projectotakux
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AspieChu @projectotakux
Is that a Metapod in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/476/228/934.jpg
Curlycurr @cur_lypav
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Curlycurr @cur_lypav
I want gold, but the A is silent
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