What is it like being a girl on MO?

Never got a dick pic on here, get lots of messages. I appreciate people who approach me with things to talk about but when the convo is cyclycure small talk, I can't function.

Lamby: "where is my vagina?" Post a nude and we can circle it on your picture. I personally have never seen one and have no clue, so I will randomly circle at least 5 things, including an inevitable plant in the background.

Girls , Its simple, all you have to do when you get a dick pic sent to you is just send your dick pics...duh I'm pretty sure thats what guys want

:V And where do those pics come from?

Eh? Im pretty sure its a known fact girls are not real, only guys exist in the first place so those pics would come from you

XD Lol. I guess so.

This isn't the first thread of this kind that has been made here, and it surely won't be it's last. To better explain it, I think everyone is here for the same reasons, the difference is the girls aren't driven by sex as much as the boys are. The girls are driven by mysterious needs that no one will ever know or could possibly fathom. Even most girls don't know what they want. Just let it go. Instead of showing your PP show us your wit or sense of humor. That's more useful here than your PP.

We males are simplistic creatures made of testosterone, it's within our nature and genes to form tribal societies to compete against each other for the rights of contacting females, we beat our chests, urinate each other and make gorilla noises while never breaking eye contact, if the competition gets too tough we grab each other's balls until someone gets too uncomfortable to go on and retires, this male, is immediately assumed to be a beta male and prone to be cucked in the future. Next time a male sends you a dick pic, ask him to show you a picture of his back instead, if his back is not silver, he's a beta loser.