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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
At work we have a printer that we named Bob Marley.
It's always jammin'.
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
☠BΣΉΣЯIƬ✴ @beherit
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☠BΣΉΣЯIƬ✴ @beherit
What does Santa use to clean his hands with? Hand SANTAtizer!
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa!
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
What do you get when you give a male redhead bread?
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A gingerbread boy!
Audio-senpai @charlie_swan
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Audio-senpai @charlie_swan
The reason Santa is so jolly is he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Cero @cero
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Cero @cero
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
I've presented you with a present! Enjoy the gift while you can cause it only lasts right now. After this ethereal moment passes it will become the past.
However the bright side is there are an infinite amount of presents to come in the not far off future!
Merry Christmas MO fam!
Audio-senpai @charlie_swan
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Audio-senpai @charlie_swan
"Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."
"Well, how do you know?"
"I felt your presents."
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