Dad Joke Corner

^ I approve of this light reading! However a furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand!

What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn-mooer!

What is the longest word in the English language? - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - 'SMILES' because there is a mile between the first and last letters.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust!

What is the hardest 'key' to turn? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A 'donkey'!

When is the best time to buy a used car? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The day after New Years!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus!

iv been thinking of jokes lately what did america say when england stubbed its toe? 'u k?' what is the most masculine job? a mail (male) man i think they fit in this thread

Why was a slice of bread invited to give a speech at a wedding? Because it always toasts!