Dad Joke Corner
emeraldakaisu @emeraldakaisu
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emeraldakaisu @emeraldakaisu
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Youre welcome.
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What do you call a factory that makes passable products?
A satisfactory!
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
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Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
ƈǟɮʀóռ [кαт’ѕ] @grandpa
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ƈǟɮʀóռ [кαт’ѕ] @grandpa
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KuroK @kurok
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KuroK @kurok
What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad
A disappointment
Draloch @draloch
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Draloch @draloch
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs.
She's a real mathamachicken!
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
Why are birds banned from basketball?
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They always Fowl!
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
What pet did Mary's nephew buy her?
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An anteater!
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
Since we're nearing Christmas have a holiday dad joke!
Why did Santa go to college for music?
So he could improve his wrapping skills!
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