Flirt and pickup lines
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
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Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
@melancholyprincess97 heard you were into RP, pretend im a koi fish and let me eat your lilliepad
xxx @__removed_bruschettebites
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xxx @__removed_bruschettebites
Damn girl are you a bar of lead? Cause you dense as fuck.
Pete Zahut @criselington
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Pete Zahut @criselington
Dollar menu?
Bunnyman @taiyou
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Bunnyman @taiyou
Hey girl, dont think you are not good lookin, as a fat guy i know a snack when i see one ;)
Pete Zahut @criselington
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Pete Zahut @criselington
Tired of getting screwed over by knights in shining armor? How about giving an idiot wrapped in tinfoil a try?
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
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Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
What does your panties and the front row seat at a shamu show have in common?
They are both about to get wet.
Bunnyman @taiyou
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Bunnyman @taiyou
For all those mmo players out there... "Hey baby, are you a wipe mechanic? Cuz i think we will be on the floor after this"
Triscuit @bob_loblaw
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Triscuit @bob_loblaw
The PC game I'm playing auto-saves so you can pick me up at my parents any time because I don't have a car
Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
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Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj6iNVQcik8
Arc @arc
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Arc @arc
"I'm sorry you're still getting over that stomach flu. Hope you feel better soon. Next time you want your insides wrecked, why don't you give me a call? Here's my number."
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