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Flirt and pickup lines

yaasshat
My usual go to is "Hi". Gets 'em every(out of a few dozen) time. I might even throw in an awkward blank stare for good measure.
criselington
Are those your eyes or did someone take the stars from space and shove them in your face?
projectotakux
Pic
Is that a metapod in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
criselington
So like, there is weather outside.
xinmage
May 21, 21 at 2:18pm
Is your name Corona? Because you take my breath away when you're around!
bob_loblaw
Please smell this completely harmless piece of cloth.
hell_hound7
Wanna see my basement?
projectotakux
@xinmage I think I got a better one: Is your name Corona? Cause I have no Idea how I can deal with such a great person
laffantion
Trade offer: You receive: My virginity I recieve: Coochie
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