Flirt and pickup lines

yaasshat @yaasshat commented on Flirt and pickup lines

Apr 28, 23 at 4:14pm

I feel like the only response to that is "Yeah, the next time I take a shit, I'll think of you.".

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Flirt and pickup lines

Apr 28, 23 at 5:44pm

Thats hot

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Flirt and pickup lines

Apr 28, 23 at 5:45pm

I mean-

yaasshat @yaasshat commented on Flirt and pickup lines

Apr 30, 23 at 5:54pm

If you were a fart, I'd clench my cheeks so hard that I'd never let you go.

Triscuit @bob_loblaw commented on Flirt and pickup lines

May 04, 23 at 10:26pm

*revs car engine in McDonald's parking lot*

lei.dg @amarantha commented on Flirt and pickup lines

May 09, 23 at 8:20pm

*wink

αlερh-2 @alephy commented on Flirt and pickup lines

May 14, 23 at 3:11am

Do you have an ugly boyfriend? Her: No Do you want one?

frankie @hiretsunaotaku commented on Flirt and pickup lines

May 14, 23 at 10:30am

Ingenious

Zeke @jetstrm commented on Flirt and pickup lines

May 14, 23 at 4:50pm

Can I have your phone number?, yeah I know I'm bad at this

Curly-Molto @forgetmenot commented on Flirt and pickup lines

May 14, 23 at 5:18pm

Say, lass, what say we get shitefaced and sing songs till our throats go sore!

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