I haven't had a Girl Friend ever

Ceresbane, Or, it could be laughing at the absurdity of the prospect of metaphorically slinging shit at a wall until something sticks. But, fantasizing is nice, too.;)

I just have random bits of advice. Don't wear your hats backwards. Try contact lenses if you can when you go out. Keep up the drinking. Try and grow out your beard. You look like a guy that could grow a cool beard. Try to be outwardly badass, but then reveal to a woman that you have some sensitivities. Go to the gym or walk a lot if you can.

Step 1:Exists Step 2:Get gf Step 3:Rinse and repeat if you haven't found soul mate Step 4: Watching Forest Gump and quote the famous quote from the movie Step 5: Binge on the dankest memes on le Internet Step 6: Rinse and repeat