Random thoughts...

Good to know. One must always stay consistent. In a more serious tone... Water/hydration is one of the biggest components

I was craving cereal, so I bought some. I was gonna pore the milk first. Yus, one of those people that pore the milk first, fuck you! I open the fridge, but I gotz no milk. Bruh, dis week I forget my wallet then I forgot the milk. Fuck muh life https://media.tenor.com/WiWbLWhLLqYAAAAC/cat-jumping.gif

My husband sounds like he's surviving a horror movie situation any time he finds a roach. I swear the noises coming from him are the same when anyone finds a half decayed corpse.

Roaches are grosser and scarier then spiders, especially when they fly if they do. I'll stomp.both out, reminds me of when I laid down to sleep, heard something land on my bed, instantly crushed it and chucked it. Was a roach.

@joemama711 ugh, that sounds so disgusting. I had to clean a crushed roach under the front door mat today. It was all crispy and stuck to the floor with goo. I almost friggin gagged. I ended up using a paper towel and two screw drivers to pry it from the floor. I'm going to be traumatized from that for a week at least...

Should've sent the huge wolf spider I flushed last night. It would've made short work of y'all's roaches. Damn thing was built like a tarantula.lol

Wolf spiders, well... I haven't been able to personally get my revenge for years. I haven't found one big enough to replicate the huge one that had made its way onto my hand rather stealthily back then. I'm sure I'd have not been bitten if I hadn't gotten jumpscared by its presence. On behalf of my left hand, I thank you for your great service; Flushing that spider! I hope it barfed at least once on the way to the sewers before inevitably drowning, if spiders can even do that.

You understand? *inside my head* "Too many fucking big words, imma just nod my head and pretend like I do" https://i.ani.me/0247/6652/mehat.jpg Me: Of course I do! HaHa! https://i.ani.me/0188/6729/razzledazzle.jpg

@arc it definitely can be but I still remember my mom spraying a roach with some spray before it took a shit and died lol.