would you promise your first born to Satan?

Yeah, because I can't have kids :P Also an atheist here.

I don't have children, but my answer is "fuck NO"! D: Reasons: 1. When I grow old, I want someone to take care and help me when I'm weak and fragile. It's been a tradition in family. 2. I want to pass down good memories and family heirlooms to my children and my grandchildren (Maybe even great grandchildren). So, I wouldn't be forgotten. 3. I will always have an excuse to celebrate the holidays. Like Halloween. (I get candy. Fufufufufufu ~! >:3 ) I have so much more I can list, but I don't have time. Because I'm lazy. So, yeah. :P

Yes. I do not like children. Whether or not I'll actually have kids someday is a different matter though. :P Also, would it be allowed to wish for more wishes, if said wishes would get more child sacrifices...?

"Atheists" >> Asking a question about 'Satan' when you have no belief in deities (or related figures) at all by definition >> in 'Serious Talk' instead of 'Random Chatter' Nope. 'Satan' is portrayed as an untrustworthy jerk, but my main rationale is that gambling with life should only be done with your own. My first born (hopefully daughter) would inherit most of my stats due to genetics. Plus, I wouldn't screw them out of my likely excellent parenting skills. Better off asking Uugo from Magi on this site~