Corruption

Granted, Bleak. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller...

Granted. You also get a girl who looks good and you call her. But you don't get the rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I didn't have that song stuck in my head now

Granted, but it replays every minute inside your head, for the rest of your life. I wish we actually found City of Alantis and meet the Alantians.

Granted but they turn out to be cannibals and eat you I wish senpai would notice me

Granted. When you finally are alone with senpai, you expect a great sexy time, BUT!!!! http://33.media.tumblr.com/57fcaea0e076a5c296664d1b9175f845/tumblr_inline_n4rb0zma5j1r0j6cl.jpg I wish I had the ability to unsee stuff

Granted, but you got déjà vu. I wish I had omniscience.

Granted, but now you know about your mom's fantasies about you in a bikini. I wish I was 180 lbs of pure lean muscle.

Granted. You're an Ape I wish I could talk to animals

Granted, but they only ever talk about themselves. THE JERKS! I wish i had super healing powers.

Granted, but it only works on mice. I wish I never had to work again.