Corruption

Granted...majin buu turned you into chocolate I wish we could go to mars

Granted it's inhabited by xenomorphs. I wish I looked like Dewayne Johnson!

Granted only without the muscles I wish life was like an anime

Granted, but your anime life is a Yaoi life. I wish I could live on a uninhabited Island.

Granted. The Island has no food, no plant life and you can only live on it until you starved to death. I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted by anyone

Granted, you wasted the wish on a snickers bar cuz you were hungry. I wish I had an awesome girlfriend!

Granted, but it only lasts for a milisecond. Ya gotta be more specific and word it better to have absolutely no loopholes. I wish to wish for a wish that wishes all wishes non existent or impossible to make directly after and negates all that were ever made any where in time or space before or after my wish is granted,permanently.

Granted but i didnt read half of that so your wish became incomplete I wish i could make money sitting at home

Granted but you have to sit on the porcelain throne because it comes out of your tiny butthole. I wish Pandas were not endangered anymore.

Granted but the population increases rapdily and there are like a million Pandas everywhere I wish we could know what the future is like