pick up lines

Are you a veterinarian? BECAUSE THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK! (And if you don't have strong looking arms you follow with) No seriously I think they're ill. I've actually been thinking about trying that one recently, a buddy who was in the army told me that one.

i've gotten a lot of stupid ones. example: "Do you have Bosnian in you? No. Do you want some? ;)"

When I had my first job back when I was still in high school, a co worker of mine seemed to be a bit of a ladies man... well anyway I guess me being the quiet awkward guy he decided to give me this pickup line: "Hey, I work here part time, I want the other part to be with you." Clever I suppose... though I never did use it. (ó﹏ò｡)

It's less of a pickup line and more of a strange thing I say to girls I like "Oh baby, your body feels like a jar of pickled eggs"

Got to say, funniest pick up line i ever herd was~ That shirt looks very becoming on you.... In fact if i was on you, I would be cumming too.