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LaughingBATMAN_dD @laughingman_dd
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
In looks you would get an A but tonight your getting the D
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Boy: if you guess my name right then you can kiss me
Girl:ok
Boy: im anything you want me to be
*girl kisses boy*
Probably messed it up but yeah XD
Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @mrpopo
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Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @mrpopo
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mariahaise @mariahaise
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mariahaise @mariahaise
I don't get some of these I feel so socially inexperienced and dumb.
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
no your not dumb maria D: some of them just dont make sense XD i guess thats how they are supposed to be
mariahaise @mariahaise
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mariahaise @mariahaise
Oh so it is like that. Then I must say that if someone tries to approach me with such pick up lines I swear I will ignore them so much it will actually erase their existences *hides face*.
pocketto @pocketto
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pocketto @pocketto
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I can unzip your genes.
Are you a beta agonist? You made my heart beat faster.
(Holds out stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me.
My adductor is not the only thing that's longus.
Doctor: You need to take off your clothes for the next part of this exam. Would you like me to turn of the lights?
Patient: Yes please. Where should I put my clothes?
Doctor: On the chair right above mine.
asekuro @asekuro
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asekuro @asekuro
worst pickup lines hmm ah I know:
You made my weedle use string shot just because your so hot.
Pokemon FTW!!
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Haha @maria if anyone even uses a pickup line for real i swear i would laugh in their face so hard lmao
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