pick up lines
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Post some of the worst/best pick up lines you've ever heard. They can be lame, corny, or just omg panty dropper lol
Edit: you can also do rejections like creative ways to reject someone
inexpensitivity @inexpensitivity
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inexpensitivity @inexpensitivity
i got this once:
"i want you to ride my face."
first message, never met before so i replied,
"why? is your nose bigger then your dick?"
as you can imagine, he didn't take it so well
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Lol XD
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Girl: want me to walk you back?
Boy: walk me back?
Girl: back to the friendzone where you belong
Notice Me Sempai @asingh89
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Notice Me Sempai @asingh89
i lost my teddy bear :( will you sleep with me?
crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries
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crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries
^ lol I think that one has potential at a bar xD
ฅ(=^・ェ・^=)ฅ Vintage_Neko @vampire_neko
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ฅ(=^・ェ・^=)ฅ Vintage_Neko @vampire_neko
"If I follow you home, will you keep me?"
Later @chris_v
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Later @chris_v
Worst ones I've heard? hmmm? Oh I know! XD
Boy: My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
Girl: Then run to a bathroom, because I ain't dealing with your shit!
Boy:You turn my software into hardware.
Girl:Too bad it's full of bugs and viruses!
Kaede @kaederukawa
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Kaede @kaederukawa
Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.
crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries
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crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries
Forget to contribute; for me, personally, I don't really have pick up lines unless I'm drinking with people; I'm not so bold (or foolish) to try a pick-up line in an environment that doesn't have music or people being festive. When I do try something, I do a half-serious Elvis impersonation lmao.
God bless the man who uses pick-up lines though!
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