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solid_snake95

SnakeePoo

30 year old Male
Single
9ヶ月 ago
Pasadena, TX
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 27, 18 at 4:52am
https://i.imgur.com/Wlt0pGS.jpg screw you Christmas! >:3
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Christmas is unamused
sunflower
May 18, 18 at 1:08pm
Don't seek to be happy; let everyone else chase after that rainbow. Seek to be kind, and you'll find the rainbow follows you. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFNCW7KUIAA8Lob.jpg
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 18, 18 at 4:17am
https://i.imgur.com/Ohk4Vyd.jpg
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 18, 18 at 4:14am
https://i.imgur.com/Nbb6qEL.jpg
wasistdas
wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas Why you milk this meme?
sunflower
May 17, 18 at 12:02pm
https://gss0.baidu.com/-vo3dSag_xI4khGko9WTAnF6hhy/zhidao/pic/item/3812b31bb051f819c3cdf4b4deb44aed2f73e760.jpg “I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”
yamadaed
Ed~ @yamadaed left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 17, 18 at 10:56am
This account has been suspended.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Fingers included *slurp* lol nah I haven't been to work the past two days and she was only there last Saturday the day before mother's day. She should be working today.
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk WEAR GLOVES! UNPROTECTED HANDHOLDING CAN LEAD TO PREGNANCY!
yamadaed
Ed~ @yamadaed It's simple enough snake, first you tell her she looks cute today "did you do anything different?!?" (Doesn't matter if she looks exactly like yesterday), afterwards you tell her a fun story about a stupid animal or sth, next step you reveal your real identity as a prince of Austria and offer her to join househlds in marriage to promote the Habsbourgs sentiment on murica, then then then you pull your pants down and begin dancing
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Oh man!! I am not ready to be a dad yet! Charles why you no tell me this before. Also solid plan Ed of thicc. However what sort of dance involves being pantsless!?! Owo
yamadaed
Ed~ @yamadaed Dick helicopter dance
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 My friend knows that one! He can probably teach me. He even has his own hulahoop!!!
sunflower
May 16, 18 at 7:47pm
http://pm1.narvii.com/6257/a8c127a6297bfcae4e355cddb57631dac2254908_hq.jpg The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Or even a murmur in the dark from them can make someone see the light
sunflower
❀Sunflower❀ @sunflower LOL its like some pun battle u wanna start
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Thats not punny
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 All this seawater and you still the saltiest thing here
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Glad you finally admit I am the master B)
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 And you're crazy! Dx
sunflower
❀Sunflower❀ @sunflower LOL I got ZIleans of puns
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 You must be rich with knowledge in yo wallet. Balling in str8 street cred!
sunflower
❀Sunflower❀ @sunflower u want me to be leesin u some puns
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Nah I don't wanna be in pun debt :>
sunflower
❀Sunflower❀ @sunflower LOL wouldn't that be cat a stro phic
solid_snake95
Its mothers day so let me make you a mommy ;3
solid_snake95
So I made a final verdict of what this girl is wanting....and I think that it really is too early to tell or I just got friendzoned the fuck out of...AGAIN!! So I hope its the forst option. At least I would have a small small sliver of hope rather than the other option.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu When you can figure out what women want - let me know and give all mankind the freedom of such precious and elusive knowledge.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I am honestly confused as hell. I mean I habe friends who are girls already, but they are no near as comfortable with me as this girl is. I feel comfortable around her too. So ima drink to that.
sunflower
❀Sunflower❀ @sunflower Girls are complex creatures
kameiya
Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 06, 18 at 12:02pm
You're more vocal with your frustration. I'm dead quiet when I'm like that.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Usually I am quiet. Thats what lead up to it Kameiya. Bottling it up for so long you get sick of the bull shit that happens in your life and you blow. That is what happened to me. Last night I found out my so called mom's family was laughing and making fun of her panic and anxiety disorders as if she was a circus clown through group text which my sister saw and told us about what they said. I am still pissed off ngl.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Actually what really triggers the explosion is much bigger and will occur when you absolutely reach your peak of maintaining sanity.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Don't get me wrong I am not a violent person. I only blow up like that when no one else is around. I do not see the point of a child or a friend seeing you explode.
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