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solid_snake95

SnakeePoo

30 year old Male
Single
10ヶ月 ago
Pasadena, TX
solid_snake95
This whole time change thing confuses the hell outta me! Lol
solid_snake95
Guess who's back?! Tell your friends! Guess who's back!?!?!? Mother fucking snake! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu You gonna derp squad up? We need a night
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 When I get back to Houston in August we will. Just a little longer until we derp out.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Bruh you aint even posted nowhere... not that I have lately but its your ass on this hot seat not mine. I do got a story to run by you that youll get mad kicks outta
solid_snake95
I DID IT!!!! I PASSED ALL MY PHASE 1 CLASSES!!!!! Time to go to walmart to buy clothes, condoms, and chicken wings. In that MUTHA FUCKING ORDER!!!!
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat Lube! Don't forget the lube! Lube is your friend(No matter how wet she thinks she can get.) and I'd recommend Trojan H20(Never had one tear with that, but other water based lubes tore condoms.). Only water based lubes with latex condoms or they'll tear super easy. Just a friendly FYI. :) Also, condoms don't protect from all STI's.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Yeah I got trojans, but the bare skin ones. Is that okay? They were in a 24 pack so I wanted more for my money.
yaasshat
yaasshat @yaasshat Bareskin was a good one...Theres another that's like the bare skin that's pretty good, but I forget the name...Ya know, haven't really needed to use condoms for over a year 'n all. The only problem I ever had was even certain water based lubes seemed to make the thinner condoms break easier, but the Trojan h20 stuff, that I've never had an issue with and still use it. You said you got Trojans? I was talking about Trojan lube. Ya might not need it, but it's worth having. Best of luck.
solid_snake95
So all my classmates believe that I am gonna fall in love with the first woman I get in bed with in Hawaii to the point I marry her. HELLLLLL NAAAAH!
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I give it 2 weeks after you sleep with her
axlex
VeZeal @axlex They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.
axlex
VeZeal @axlex They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Panda you are totally on my hate list now *__* Lol VeZeal you are right. I am gonna love her all night long man! ;)
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Lol Hawaiian pizza isnt the only thing Hawaiian your gonna eat from now on
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk What if Snake ends up sleeping with some dude lol
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Edge....i will find and I will kill you......not really, but that is disgusting
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Damn Snake's homophobic nature is starting to show
solid_snake95
It is now confirmed that I will be flying out to Hawaii the week after next to sail on the Norwegian Cruise Line's Pride of America for phase 2. Let's go!!!!
bobko11
bobko11 @bobko11 left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 24, 17 at 5:18pm
Young snake
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 24, 17 at 2:15am
Sounds like fun, though I'm sure it really isnt with all the work
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 24, 17 at 1:16am
Damn bro thats crazy, where are you heading to?
solid_snake95
When a dog is tired of taking shit from the person they care about that is truly when they become a "dog". Woof. Woof.
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Nyan Bark!
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for SnakeePoo
May 23, 17 at 4:47am
Lol follow this format, it helps me keep up with friends Damn bro, tbats good to hear, how long will you be out at sea?
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