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Veru @verucassault You are so sad Arc

Arc @arc and so is he if he forgets to poop

Veru @verucassault He meant that he was POOPED. Not that he did POOP.

Arc @arc No fair lady, I believe you are mistaken in this matter. He speaks in code sometimes. He was quite literally meaning he needed to relieve himself of his duties. And by that I mean pooping in the toilet.

Veru @verucassault Have you taken leave of your senses, sir? Dear Siru was clearly expressing how exhausted he was and this is confirmed at the time stamp of the declaration in question. 8pm. He is normally a night owl as you would recall. No, I dare say he was in fact saying he was POOPED as in tired.. fatigued... Why would he announce to the world that he just shat? He wants to be loved some day.

Arc @arc Siru is a man of confidence. Not everybody can say, "hey world, look at me drop a log!" But Siru. He is no ordinary man. He said he pooped. He marked his territory in this world. By announcing it on his page, everybody knows. By him pooping, it confirms his vitality and thirst for life! Don't you see? To men, pooping is a very serious matter not to be taken lightly! To him, I say well done, sir!

Veru @verucassault He doesn't need confidence by pooping. He has his Vogon Poetry to fall back on. Nobody else knew Siru was a great poet amongst the galaxy did they? Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't.

Arc @arc Oh, you are citing the poem made by Alexander Cumming, who invented the flush toilet in 1775? Most people would forget him because it was not until the 1900s where the flush toilet came into widespread use. If you look at Alexander Cummings jounal entries in the year 1778, it details vivid acounts of all the craps he took in the toilet. In each and every one of them they occured once at or around 8pm. Now look at Siru. He, knoledged as he is, has already educated himself on Alexander Cumming's writings and expels his bowls at 8pm. Are you aware what happens if you don't poop at night? Do you have any idea what kind of consequences might happen?!?

Veru @verucassault If anything he poops words of ecstasy and joy to the hearts of man. Dearest Muh-mah, by Siru Octavius See, see the busty sky Marvel at its big mucus brown depths. Tell me, Horas do you Wonder why the sea hog ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel gassy. I can tell you, it is Worried by your flasticottle facial growth That looks like A kimchi What's more, it knows Your curd potting shed Smells of pea. Everything under the big busty sky Asks why, why do I even bother? You only charm daffodill.

Arc @arc One poop, two poops, red poop, green poop. I can do this all day Veru. But what we have here is a common misunderstanding about the dangers in todays society of failing to poop on time. I once knew a man who scoffed at the notion of pooping before bedtime. Do you want to know what happened to him?

Veru @verucassault My love for Horas is so great, my heart melts for they 'til the dusk of day. The night runs when they's away, cries, fucks 'til day's dawn. They beauty is great, Wondering mind 'til they sees, dying is all I do, While waiting for the moment, for they to say "I do." Read more about Poetry Generator: Create Your Own Poem by www.poemofquotes.com

Arc @arc V-veru...I don't think now is the time to discuss such things. It's flattering, but we need to get back on subject here. Why pooping is pooping, and why it needs to be done at a certain time

Veru @verucassault *sigh* tell me the story about the man who pooped after midnight...

Heero yuy @kingvanleer23 Lol this is funny

Arc @arc I'm glad you asked! Take a seat, Veru, preferably on the toilet, because this story will make you shit yourself. There once was a man, no older than you or I. He found himself in a predicimate where he was unable to poop at the designated 8 o clock hour. Worried was he, that he rushed home with his suspenders loosened and draped around his ankles. His manhood was aloof for all the townspeople to see. Little did he care though, for he knew what might happen if he were to poop after midnight. You see, Veru, there are gremlins that live in the toilet. Ever since Thomas Crapper made the toilet a household name, he signed a deal with the grimlens in an oath of blood. Every night a human was to make an offering of their fecal matter at the porcelain altar to sate the hungry beasts down below. Ever wonder about people who suddenly go missing? It is likely because they didn't take a shit before midnight. The gremlins get angry. They climb out of the toilet and grab you in your sleep. Then they drag you to the bathroom and shove you into the toilet. You become one of them. And that, Veru, is why Siru is wise to take a crap before midnight, more-so if he announces it so that the gremlins know...

Veru @verucassault .......

115 @siruboo didnt read

115 @siruboo ok i read and you guys are are weird im crying, because i know you goats...

Veru @verucassault Preach