Lamby

Lamby @momoichi *grabs crowbar*

godspell @godspell Love you too bud

Lamby @momoichi time for your dentist appointment >W>

godspell @godspell Noooo I dont need it >.<

Lamby @momoichi you have nice teeth, you should share them

godspell @godspell Oh no...You've been the tooth fairy the entire time (name of a serial killer)

Lamby @momoichi wait *lowers crow bar* theres a serial killer called the tooth fairy? thats badass

godspell @godspell Yeah gotta be. Its a great nickname

Lamby @momoichi can i be a serial killer called the tooth fairy? *raises the crow bar again*

godspell @godspell You probably are >.< Though I think if you do the bee thing you could be the bee keeper xD

Lamby @momoichi if you were a serial killer how would you try and not get caught? personally id target run aways and prostitutes, kidnap them under falls pretenses, hold a gun to then, take them to a wooded area, shoot them, and then either just leave or cover it up wish brush before i go.

godspell @godspell Runaways make sense. Prostitutes are just doing their job xD I'll feel bad. Homeless people would be just as easy. But I enjoy the thought of taunting the police

godspell @godspell I'd use live homeless people. Converting them to live fertilizer as flowers/plants grow from their body. Feeding them the nutrients they need.

Lamby @momoichi well id feel bad for anyone that gets serial killered xD but they are the most vulnerable, so they're the best targets if you don't want to get caught. Yeah, but where would you kill them? just zodiac them? the issue then is security camera's. prostitutes and run aways would willingly get in your car, and when you pull the gun they have no where to do. i think its easy to kidnap and kill, but corpse disposal is the hardest. if they cant identify the corpse, your odds of being caught are even slimmer, and the best result for that is to pull the front teeth, and take a shotgun to the back teeth, and the natural decay should take care of the rest, but that's a lot of work.

godspell @godspell The plants will do the job for me. As the roots take place in their bodies. They will be a garden in the woods. It would be very nice. Bc the bodies will be alive with IV drip and oxygen tanks as they feed the plants.

Lamby @momoichi but then the issue is deboning, which is a lot of work for 100+ body of meat. and then, thats mostly just meat, which isn't good fertalizer. shit and decaying vegetables are better for plants then meat is. youd have to burn the organs and bones. theres this ongoing case where the guy is suspected to have put a human body into a giant cement planter. but you cant just have a bunch of those xD we've also seen that burying in the backyard is tricky if you have close neighbors.

godspell @godspell Yeah xD though if anyone finds it they'll have a field day of trauma. xD

Lamby @momoichi you could eat the meat, but youd still have to burn the organs/bones, and having evidence on you is dangerous.

godspell @godspell Yeah but I think its hard to track homeless people tracks. Plus you're only going off. Guy used plants to feed off humans.

Lamby @momoichi how do you get them to go with you?

godspell @godspell Promise them a job concerning woods. Days work

Lamby @momoichi but what if theyr wary of you because homeless people are often prayed upon?

godspell @godspell 250 upfront hard to argue with

Lamby @momoichi hmmm, and if they say no? then someone say your face, so if homeless people in the area go missing, he will be able to ID you

godspell @godspell Well I wear a mask everyday sooo doubt lol xD

Lamby @momoichi hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but doesnt that make to more suspicous >W>

godspell @godspell masks are so commonplace. Is it sad i like masks bc i hate showing expression cause idk how to react

Lamby @momoichi no fair, your playing on easy mode >w>!

godspell @godspell XD i have to take advantage of these times

Lamby @momoichi but what if the homeless guy says your hair type and eye color? now the police have an eye on you. what now? srtop killing will make you a bigger target because as theyr watching you the deaths go down

godspell @godspell Ah yes curly hair. Light tan skin. We're looking for an Italian xD

Lamby @momoichi and then they narrow that down to your attire, shoe prints, height >W>

godspell @godspell XD i have doubts if i do it in a city

godspell @godspell Man i wanna live with ya

Lamby @momoichi fredericksburg is a lovely city >w>/

Lamby @momoichi idk if its good for killing in though.

godspell @godspell yeah but i just like talking to you

Lamby @momoichi im more active socially online then irl xD if we roomed youd never see me

godspell @godspell I mean you actually talk to me when you shut yourself down. So honestly who knows what it'd be like irl

Lamby @momoichi talking irl is harder because you cant afk during a convo or do things in the background xD focusing on someone can get tedious

godspell @godspell You can xD if you dont wanna talk its alright. Though I'll spam irl now xD ill post sticky notes on your door

Lamby @momoichi litter bug >w>!

godspell @godspell yeah but you enjoy my company xD

Lamby @momoichi i do, your really nice and laid back >w>

godspell @godspell It would totally work out >w> and I get great food and company

godspell @godspell You actually make me happy lol

juwu @jijuwu Can the serial killer come to my house at night and....you know.

Lamby @momoichi im not a serial killer but ill come to your house at night and eat your pop tarts and pet your cat

juwu @jijuwu I dont have pop tarts and a cat >:C

godspell @godspell I'll steal your pop tarts

Lamby @momoichi then ill eat your toaster struddle and pet your dog

godspell @godspell do it i dare you

godspell @godspell he would love it

Lamby @momoichi yeah, mieruko. i think i saw the promo art for it and i think they kept the ghosts hella spooky, which is good/.

godspell @godspell I wanna watch it >.<

Lamby @momoichi are you reading the manga? what do you think about the plot thats forming? i kinda like that its not just being a slice of life anymore

godspell @godspell I havent continued it for a while since its first stages. Guess I gotta go back xD