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Ghost

35 year old Male
Last online 5分 ago
City 17,
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Curlymity @forgetmenot left a comment for Ghost
Aug 10, 23 at 10:13pm
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Ghost @kuharido Only the Powerpuff girls with their stands can stop them
forgetmenot
Curlymity @forgetmenot Bubbles might end up joining up with Caesar and Gappy. Yknow, bubble gang.
kuharido
Aug 10, 23 at 8:27pm
Woah, son. Sister complex
forgetmenot
Aug 10, 23 at 8:14pm
Alright, Dum-dum! Since you gave me the right to call you that.... 1. Can't decide really. Night = Less annoying shitebags in number, but also are more annoying than the daytime shitebags to make up for their small numbers. However, for now since I don't live in a very populated area.... Nighttime it is. Yeah, jokes aside, should see the all nighters I pull. I'm a nightstalker, a vampire, dum-dum. Why don't you take this mask, and surpass humanity as well? https://media.tenor.com/764YVO53ObkAAAAC/dio-jojo.gif 2. Nope. Animals are dirty things. I love them, but I love having a clean, good smelling house more. The scent of living... The scent of civility! Since my assautrons were no good.... I'll have to try a new method.... Dum-dum! Another settlement needs our help, here, I'll mark it on your map. https://media.tenor.com/7ikJbtxqPKYAAAAC/fallout4.gif 3. Zodiac? I'm a Capricorn. I don't really have anything else to say except.... I dunno, I guess? 4. YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE! FUCK ALL HOLIDAYS 5. Actually, I'm more of a brownie person. Heh heh heh. https://media.tenor.com/IScjCvRv-hQAAAAd/brownies-desert.gif 6. Favorite family member? My younger sister. A pure bundle of joy that keeps me happy, and smiling all day, and must be protected at all costs! As her legal guardian, that's kinda my job anyways. https://media.tenor.com/llGg-8O-x6EAAAAC/weather-report-stone-ocean.gif I *really* shouldn't have posted Weather Report there. LOL I'm dying, but he's who I thought of on the topic of sisters okay?! Just don't worry about that 7. Am I misunderstood? Dum-dum.. That's, all day, everyday. That's not even a joke. Sad right? But hey, I've only woke up sobbing in a puddle of my own urine over it once... https://media.tenor.com/-3oFivj8utoAAAAC/polnareff-crying.gif 8. Can I live in the moment? Lady, I don't even know what you mean. I dunno, depends. Whatever? 9. Emotional or Logical? Definitely logical, but my logic comes from emotion so.... I dunno. Y'know there was this one time, My buddy Josh got reverse exercised on his birthday. Messy stuff. It's where you trap someone's soul in your body, and then you explode, sending you both to hell. I'm pretty sure that's a logical decision. Convincing drunks to do that just for kicks... I mean Josh ate the forbidden cake slice for whatever reason. He had to die, or else something would have happened... The 4th slice... is always bad luck... https://media.tenor.com/-1pN01SerrgAAAAC/mista-jojos-bizarre-adventure.gif 10. Favorite shite as a kiddo? Beyblade, and Pokemon above all else. Of course, I'm still a huge Pokemon fan. Beyblade not as much, but I will never not be Beyblade fan. It has a special place in my heart. https://media.tenor.com/6IpTZvy25ysAAAAd/beyblade-burst.gif 11. Country kid. Course I have. Though I suck at both. Conquering the world and getting rich is more up my alley. https://media.tenor.com/F67DPbsyoDYAAAAC/jojo-transformation.gif 12. Swim? I'm a lazy river lover, I don't *swim*. Okay, Ocean, and I'm actually a fantastic swimmer, but I'm laying on the beach and getting a sexy tan, thank you very much! 13. Very sensitive topic.... TEA IS ABSOLUTELY VILE AND A MISTAKE I DON'T CARE ABOUT TRADITION BURN THE TEA ALL OF IT!!!!!! Needless to say, I am addicted to coffee. https://media.tenor.com/OOIzP__zRRoAAAAC/diego-brando-sbr.gif 14. Favorite historical figure? Eastern countires... Their stupid, and disgusting sense of honor. I hope they choke on it. I can't stand it! So obviously I'm leaning towards the west. One of Rome's Emperors. Nero. 15. Oh for... Come on, I live on an entirely different planet! Don't worry though, Pumpki- I mean, Dum-dum! I won't destroy your brain trying to explain. https://media.tenor.com/aTUo8LBRfeAAAAAd/nasa-nasa-gifs.gif 16. Do I? I'm the very embodiment of mental illness! https://media.tenor.com/PlsdC2fry3MAAAAC/anime-rohan.gif 17. https://media.tenor.com/D11uvvDar58AAAAC/cyndago-blonde.gif figure the rest out yourself. LOL 18. Blue eyes. Man, that, and the blue eyes? Hitler's favorite, comin' at ya! 19. Ermes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. She's perfect. https://media.tenor.com/rUQ8zadJBRIAAAAC/ermes-kiss.gif 20. You thought it was Druglord Diavolo answering 20 questions, but it was me, Dio! And have only answered 19, just to be difficult! https://media.tenor.com/WI1--JsW33EAAAAC/dio-jojo.gif
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Curlymity @forgetmenot I- I said DON'T worry about that!
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Curlymity @forgetmenot left a comment for Ghost
Aug 10, 23 at 5:24am
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Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying left a comment for Ghost
Aug 10, 23 at 5:03am
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Rokas @sparkis left a comment for Ghost
Aug 10, 23 at 12:48am
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?? Eastern europe is the most based region, wdyfm alright???
kuharido
Aug 09, 23 at 6:20pm
@momoichi did you see this?
kuharido
Aug 05, 23 at 3:50pm
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I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi sanrio fact number 45: cinnamoroll is a dog, not a rabbit
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Yeah I know he's a dog. I know my lore
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi heres another FACT: x-san > sanrio
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido That's an opinion. Also, Sanrio better
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi its a fact wikipedia that. x-san has the goat; tareteiru, ebifurai no shippo, tokage, and motherfucking RILAKKUMA
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Cinnamoroll beats them all on his own
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi tareteiru (the cutest of them all* would simply absorb cinnamorolls punches with a delightful squeeky sound
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido The pathetic panda that can't survive on its own. Cinnamoroll would bust that punk.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi he is basically a plant that only ever moves to follow the warmth of the sun. he photosynthesis. cinnamoroll is a pastry ADDICT and will die of type 2 diabetes because shukuru has no healthcare
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Cinnamoroll has a superior pancreas, no disease can touch him. Infact he heals disease like Jesus and Buddha
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi hes pure white. no clothing. no shoes. you know how easy it must be to dirty him? if it rains he turns from cute and fwuffy white to a damp and muddy brown
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Again, you assume he is bound by mortal weakness. He self cleans, like Superman. Cinnamoroll purifies all around him.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i will not fall for this cinnamoroll propaganda. i know him personally. we worked in the same cafe. and my experience? hes a raging alcoholic and pathological liar. he once told me that when his then girlfriend (mocha) was pregnant, he "accidently" knocked a door into her stomach to induce a miscarriage. was this just one of his many grandiose lies, or was this fact? i cant say, but i can say i heard it from his chapped, nicotine stained lips.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido How could spread such lies of a modern Enlightened one. This is blasphemy. Cinnamoroll will forgive you if you repent though. He's always here for you, He always loves you. Despite all your faults, He'll be there when you're ready.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i am the head that speaks only truths. you are the head that speaks only lies. im not sure if youv gotten stuck to his web of lies but i know him. the real him. all of his pictures are photoshopped, that is not how he looks irl. his fur is matted and piss stained. his ears arent long, his eyes are like beady watery shark eyes that do not truly see you but through you. if you truly knew he was arrested multiple times for sexually harassing the young people on the subway. yet he always "somehow" gets away with it. at his last trial threatened the judges life. and guess what? the next week she "mysteriously" fell down her staircase. the jury acquitted him out of fear for their own lives. but i know. i know the truth. and im tired of being silent. he is a CULT LEADER and his coolaid is POISON
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Lies and slander, I know you're only projecting your own insecurities. Cinnamoroll knows too and will forgive you. None of these allegations are true. They were made by people jealous of his fame and want to extort money. It's truly a shame but cinnamoroll tells us to forgive.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi you dont have to worship him. he is a cult leader, he is stealing from you. this cult hes built will collapse and kill everyone inside of it! open your eyes! he is not human he is a monster!!! malignance is not divinity!! what has he done to you? starve you? beaten you? how can you be so brainwashed as to not see the true disgusting creature you are worshipping?!
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Where did Tokage touch you?
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi tokage holds my hand in his tiny little fuzzy wuzzy hand and we take walks around the pond he lives in. he gives me rocks from his pond, i dont want them but i keep them because it was a gift from him and i could never reject anything his adorable big ol' heart thinks of. your on your knees with your nose pressed to the ground in heretical worship of the prolific conartist that is cinnamoroll. i can get you out of this cult that sanrio has cultivated, you just need to want it.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I know this is projection. It's okay to be scared. Abusers are like that. You can come clean that Tokage abused you. I know he squeezed you and slapped you. Then threw rocks at you. It's time to overcome
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi he wouldnt even have the strength to throw or hit, his muscles are basically stuffing. he is the ultimate prey yet no one dare predate him because he creates a primal urge in everyone and everything that compels them to love him. but he is so ontologically good that he is unaware of this power that he possesses. cinnamoroll was on the news last night for the scandal regarding his churches practices. whips, chains, cattle prods, skeletal remains! a survivor has come out of the church to finally speak to the extend of the torture that that demon has inflicted on his "worshippers"! did he embroider his name into your flesh with fishing wire too!?
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi left a comment for Ghost
Aug 09, 23 at 5:17pm
crab spiders are such try hards. avantgarde art kids of the arachnid world https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e4/7a/03/e47a03a69bf8d2aafb5713e48c35c6f2.jpg
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Kill it with fire!
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi hes just a little cringe thats all
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Nah, I know. Spiders scare me but I respect their role in the ecosystem
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi o im sorry i didnt know :o i thought wev chilled over bugs before
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido It's fine, everything scares me. We probably posted praying mantises before
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi "everything scares me" you seen beau is afraid!? should we orchestrate a movie night with it
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido "American surrealist tragicomedy horror film " that's a lot of words
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi the plot is pretty much just murphys law. amazing movie, batshit insane in all the best ways
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Oh you've seen it? I think I remember seeing the poster
joemama711
https://youtu.be/RwxrjR0NfjU You doing taichi
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I have seen this before XD
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido It's harder than it looks TwT
joemama711
Too much Big Back activity @joemama711 So is self felicatio i assume lmao
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momoichi
Lamby @momoichi left a comment for Ghost
Aug 09, 23 at 3:19pm
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momoichi
Lamby @momoichi ew is just weeee backwards
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Autofellatio nasty but giving oral to someone is hot
joemama711
Too much Big Back activity @joemama711 You do taichee, you know how to be flexible
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido It's not for sucking my dick XD
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi but it could be
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I need an adult!
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi left a comment for Ghost
Aug 09, 23 at 3:04pm
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