Ghost

Lamby @momoichi sanrio fact number 45: cinnamoroll is a dog, not a rabbit

Ghost @kuharido Yeah I know he's a dog. I know my lore

Lamby @momoichi heres another FACT: x-san > sanrio

Ghost @kuharido That's an opinion. Also, Sanrio better

Lamby @momoichi its a fact wikipedia that. x-san has the goat; tareteiru, ebifurai no shippo, tokage, and motherfucking RILAKKUMA

Ghost @kuharido Cinnamoroll beats them all on his own

Lamby @momoichi tareteiru (the cutest of them all* would simply absorb cinnamorolls punches with a delightful squeeky sound

Ghost @kuharido The pathetic panda that can't survive on its own. Cinnamoroll would bust that punk.

Lamby @momoichi he is basically a plant that only ever moves to follow the warmth of the sun. he photosynthesis. cinnamoroll is a pastry ADDICT and will die of type 2 diabetes because shukuru has no healthcare

Ghost @kuharido Cinnamoroll has a superior pancreas, no disease can touch him. Infact he heals disease like Jesus and Buddha

Lamby @momoichi hes pure white. no clothing. no shoes. you know how easy it must be to dirty him? if it rains he turns from cute and fwuffy white to a damp and muddy brown

Ghost @kuharido Again, you assume he is bound by mortal weakness. He self cleans, like Superman. Cinnamoroll purifies all around him.

Lamby @momoichi i will not fall for this cinnamoroll propaganda. i know him personally. we worked in the same cafe. and my experience? hes a raging alcoholic and pathological liar. he once told me that when his then girlfriend (mocha) was pregnant, he "accidently" knocked a door into her stomach to induce a miscarriage. was this just one of his many grandiose lies, or was this fact? i cant say, but i can say i heard it from his chapped, nicotine stained lips.

Ghost @kuharido How could spread such lies of a modern Enlightened one. This is blasphemy. Cinnamoroll will forgive you if you repent though. He's always here for you, He always loves you. Despite all your faults, He'll be there when you're ready.

Lamby @momoichi i am the head that speaks only truths. you are the head that speaks only lies. im not sure if youv gotten stuck to his web of lies but i know him. the real him. all of his pictures are photoshopped, that is not how he looks irl. his fur is matted and piss stained. his ears arent long, his eyes are like beady watery shark eyes that do not truly see you but through you. if you truly knew he was arrested multiple times for sexually harassing the young people on the subway. yet he always "somehow" gets away with it. at his last trial threatened the judges life. and guess what? the next week she "mysteriously" fell down her staircase. the jury acquitted him out of fear for their own lives. but i know. i know the truth. and im tired of being silent. he is a CULT LEADER and his coolaid is POISON

Ghost @kuharido Lies and slander, I know you're only projecting your own insecurities. Cinnamoroll knows too and will forgive you. None of these allegations are true. They were made by people jealous of his fame and want to extort money. It's truly a shame but cinnamoroll tells us to forgive.

Ghost @kuharido

Lamby @momoichi you dont have to worship him. he is a cult leader, he is stealing from you. this cult hes built will collapse and kill everyone inside of it! open your eyes! he is not human he is a monster!!! malignance is not divinity!! what has he done to you? starve you? beaten you? how can you be so brainwashed as to not see the true disgusting creature you are worshipping?!

Ghost @kuharido Where did Tokage touch you?

Lamby @momoichi tokage holds my hand in his tiny little fuzzy wuzzy hand and we take walks around the pond he lives in. he gives me rocks from his pond, i dont want them but i keep them because it was a gift from him and i could never reject anything his adorable big ol' heart thinks of. your on your knees with your nose pressed to the ground in heretical worship of the prolific conartist that is cinnamoroll. i can get you out of this cult that sanrio has cultivated, you just need to want it.

Ghost @kuharido I know this is projection. It's okay to be scared. Abusers are like that. You can come clean that Tokage abused you. I know he squeezed you and slapped you. Then threw rocks at you. It's time to overcome

Lamby @momoichi he wouldnt even have the strength to throw or hit, his muscles are basically stuffing. he is the ultimate prey yet no one dare predate him because he creates a primal urge in everyone and everything that compels them to love him. but he is so ontologically good that he is unaware of this power that he possesses. cinnamoroll was on the news last night for the scandal regarding his churches practices. whips, chains, cattle prods, skeletal remains! a survivor has come out of the church to finally speak to the extend of the torture that that demon has inflicted on his "worshippers"! did he embroider his name into your flesh with fishing wire too!?

Ghost @kuharido Eww

Lamby @momoichi ew is just weeee backwards

Ghost @kuharido Autofellatio nasty but giving oral to someone is hot

Trying to get fit @joemama711 You do taichee, you know how to be flexible

Ghost @kuharido It's not for sucking my dick XD

Lamby @momoichi but it could be

Trying to get fit @joemama711 ^ lmao

Ghost @kuharido I need an adult!