The Alkasan Duck Fart

32 year old Male

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The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 12, 25 at 2:49pm

Oh sweet thanks! I got a pay off 130 for my phone then I can switch.

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Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Random thoughts...

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Mar 12, 25 at 8:24am

@joemama711 Try consumer cellular. https://www.consumercellular.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PMax:+BL+%7C+G+%7C+Search+%7C+NB+%7C+Dynamic&utm_content=&utm_term=&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4cS-BhDGARIsABg4_J14jwKTRIQ_AfVC37H99ZfhRNV2ntqlL1JJRRK6DOaPHhJkyqNOAVkaAta1EALw_wcB

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 11, 25 at 5:25pm

im glad its nothing too serious, I also suffer from having to deal with acid reflux and might have intestine problems underlaying but its something ill take to the grave~. Hope you can get back to your regular scheduled life program

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Gabriel @gabriel_true

Mar 10, 25 at 5:31pm

I was told by my doctor that the good news is that my situation isn't too serious. They still need to perform some tests on the polyps they found, so a small chance that more could develop from this depending on those results. As of right now what's been confirmed is that a high concentration of acid levels inside my body have damaged the lining of the stomach and esophagus. This has led to irritation in my intestines as well. So if I reduce my acid levels a majority of the symptoms should heal themselves over time. But yeah, the bleeding isn't life threatening only annoying along with the tenderness in my gut. And I basically gotta change my diet to less acidic foods.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 11, 25 at 5:23pm

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8jUxupCuGeoAAAAC/hand-kiss.gif welcome back bb

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Yuka King @yukachan commented on Random thoughts...

Yuka King @yukachan

Mar 10, 25 at 9:31am

Haven't been on quite a while. But I miss posting on here.

Yuka King @yukachan Thx fam.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Yee boi

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 11, 25 at 4:04pm

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The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 08, 25 at 2:23pm

Hahaha I guess I'm the lucky one then, our cats are pretty lazy unless they want food/outside.

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Mar 07, 25 at 7:57pm

Relatable. I have that exact conversation with my cat all the time.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 06, 25 at 5:43pm

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The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 05, 25 at 6:08pm

I realize I'm too damn controlling with how I wanted my friendships with others to be and in life itself. So I'm not gonna force interactions, engagements or whatever anymore, I can't balance this shit

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 05, 25 at 6:03pm

My gas station runs keeping me broke.

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Mar 04, 25 at 7:42pm

Facts!

Gabriel @gabriel_true Sheetz in my area has been ok with gas prices. Been paying around $2.80.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Mines $3.00 here but it's mostly snacks and drinks that have gotten me badly.

Gabriel @gabriel_true That'll do it! What kind of snacks though?

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 It's usually breakfast stuff, sometimes Bobo oat bars, sometimes protein bars, donuts, Powerade, diet soda. Last 4 days we've had to start working at 5 am so I was also getting energy drinks and hydration drinks. What's your usual go to for snacks n drinks?

Gabriel @gabriel_true Haha, stuff I shouldn't have. But I am a Coke fiend. That and butter cookies. Terrified a friend from college with how quickly I could eat an entire box by myself like it was made of air.

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711 Oooh haha, I used to be a big Pepsi fan but Cokes been growing on me. I feel the same way with those Vanilla granny cookies for a dollar haha. So darn good!

The Alkasan Duck Fart @joemama711

Mar 03, 25 at 2:25pm

Fair enough, I could've posted the shorter anime ed version. I wish the algorithms would show me more

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Mar 03, 25 at 2:08pm

Sounds cool but I don't think it's repetitive enough to stick in my memory. Fun tune regardless!