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Herr Doktor

25 year old Male
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Last online 5年以上 ago
Koblenz, Germany
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herr_doktor
Have you ever tried to extract someone´s tumor with leeches? Well I did and it turned out pretty BLOODY good! Like sure the patient was pale and pretty lifeless after the procedure BUT it simultaneously eliminated ALL the damaging effects of ze Tumor!
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Sep 26, 18 at 3:17pm
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herr_doktor
Ah well, finally some townsfolk in needs of healing, Lets have a look here... @Muggleborn. Oh how did this happen? Well I would suggest just using your other hand for right now until the natural healingprocess kicks in... Oh and put some leeches on it! @Panda-kun A broken life cannot be fixed by a fellow fleshy human, you will need the forgiveness of god! Just pray every day and put a coin in the donationbox of course... this´ll surely fix it! If nothing works try leeches. @Amelanchier Oh well accidents happen, we could try to stich you back together... or just go to bed and put the two seperate sides of you together... it´ll heal naturally over night eventually. Also try putting leeches in your open wounds so they suck out the infected parts of your torn body. @E.N.K.I. I´ll see what I can do... perhaps apply some leeches... I´m always glad to help out those in needs. The bill for the treatment will go out via courier. Stay healthy! With the best of regards, Herr Doktor
herr_doktor
Greetings there Doppleman, In fact I have not heared of said creation but I have to admit that it looks quite... inviting and that it grants your deepest wish sounds quite.. intriguing. BUT it also sounds heresy to me! The only machine to ever grant you your deepest wiches is the Wishgranter located in the heart of the exclusionzone! Still I would like you to elaborate on it´s function! With the best of regards, Herr_Doktor