LoL. Similar thing happened to a guy that had just bragged about having 3 degrees while I was serving jury duty. He spent a good minute trying to open one of the double doors holding up the entire jury. He even turned around and looked at everybody like he didn't know what to. Finally someone pushed past him and opened the other door. 3 degrees and he couldn't think to try the other door. And this guys serving on a jury deciding someone's future. Scary thought.

Name: Kali Class: Drow (Dark Elf) Basic attack powers: Arcane magic and summoning of shadow creatures. Basic utility powers: High magic resistance and clairvoyance. Current goal: To kill boredom. Place of origin: The volcanic city of Angra. Appearance: Adult, dark skin, orange eyes and black/gray long hair with some dreads. Attitude: Evil, perverse and sarcastic. Back story: She is one of the matriarch's daughters and often visits the Dark Woods looking for young travelers to kidnap, torture and eat. (my dark-elves are similar to vampires :P)

Virgo Year of the ox

Half now, half later. I'd elaborate, but I need to chase someone away who's staring through the back window of my car just a little bit too long. -grabs viking braodsword-