Confessions

when my ex cheated on me after almost a year of dating, i sent him a picture of my gay friend's ass (telling him it was mine) and then asked for him to send me a video of him jacking off to it. sent the video to all my friends and a great deal of his as well, and promptly broke up with him afterward x3 what's funnier is me and some of his friends still hang out and talk shit about him too. still probably remains the best decision i ever made

oh i'm alright, thank you~! i look back at it knowing i humiliated him and that's enough for me :3 i don't condone unfaithfulness

Damn, pretty brutal revenge there. Not ex-related but it reminded me of this one time back when I was like in 6th grade or so, this kid would pick on me all the time so I thought to myself "you know what? I'm getting tired of his shit, I'm going to find a way to absolutely destroy him. just beating his ass wouldn't be enough because then I'D get punished" (gotta love the school system and it's backwardness when it comes to things like this. :u) At some point the answer came to me in the form of this copy of Dragonball Z Budokai 3 he brought to school, his mom apparently bought it for him as a birthday present before she dropped him off at school that day so he had with him so he showed it off to his friends and was so excited to play it. I had actually wanted that game myself so it'd essentially be two birds with one stone, I'd make him cry bitch tears all day and I'd also get something I personally wanted. At the end of the day when everyone was returning back to homeroom, I had made sure I got there as quickly as I could before the classroom filled up because I had knew he put the game in his backpack, along with the exact pocket it was left in. So I went and swiped it as quickly and cleanly as I could and also to add to the chaos, I left the backpack slightly disturbed to imply that it was indeed stolen and not that he just misplaced it or something, because really the list of suspects would be his circle of friends that he was showing everything off to. I mean, I would have also been a suspect since he picked on me and stuff but that would have essentially been admitting his guilt to the staff if he tried to accuse me also. :u My plan unraveled basically perfectly at the end, he got back in the classroom a bit before we were being dismissed. Noticed something was amiss and that his game was stolen, freaked out and accused his friends. The homeroom teacher even got involved and asked all of his friends to empty their backpacks in front of her, this process took long enough for the last bell to ring. So the whole 'investigation' had to end abruptly, before anyone even had time to suspect me. And I just watched him bawl like a baby with the biggest grin on my face as I left, actually since we rode the same bus home I watched him cry the entire time. I'll admit I felt a little bad but it was still cathartic. He actually stopped bothering me after all of this too...well that was probably more caused by the fact that a few days after all of this went down I punched his obnoxious friend in the face because he kept mocking me but that's another story. TL;DR. I pulled an extremely vindictive move and absolutely destroyed the spirit of this kid that picked on me in middle school and also sowed some deep seeds of mistrust among him and his friends. Good times. :0

i realized that shortly after i did it X3 no way im pulling something like that again. so glad i never got in trouble.. was a reeeeaaal stupid move on my part but all i can really do is laugh at it now