Confessions

Eat something Midas. The more you eat the faster you sober up. Once you get a hangover drink some gatorade to rehydrate your carbohydrates, and replenish electrolytes.

i confess all my youth was my family telling me to not be dumb and have a child to early. now im a adult and everyone keeps telling me "when are u gonna have children?" orz i hate people so much, that's literally impossible.

My mom does the same thing to me. "When are you gonna have me some grandbabies?" and "I am never gonna have grandchildren". She should how hard it is for me to talk to girls irl. Social anxiety sucks. I want kids though. ;__;

*gives mikan a baby goat in place of a baby* Present that to your family. That should buy you at least another 5 years before they pester you about kids again.

I confess that my family actually thought that I might be gay on many separate occasions because I've been single for so long and seem indifferent when it comes to the opposite sex. I mean, not my fault that I can't really find anyone who interests me. :u

I see someone who interests me and immediately when I force myself to talk to her my mouth opens, and she gets spooked or laughs and walks off. T.T At least my doggos won't leave me.