Confessions

i confess it was halloween for about a week in my apartment now im stalking x-mas sweaters online and picking out x-mas gifts for everyone >W> send a jack o'lantern to halp

i confess i found out my beloved cat now loves my wicked sister and im seething with betrayal and jealousy she should get her own cat and stop whoring up mine (did i mention that bitch is trying to rename him? pauline is a shitty name for a cat, maxy is so much better fuck off)

dear diary what napalm said was so true im just so lonely need friends

Why dont you start messaging peeps lambchop? Also of course I"m right and tells truths - Napalm always knows (write this down in your diary)