Last one to post here wins

Back when I worked at the Gap, we used to get out around 2am, and wafflehouse was right there, so on particularly stressful days, my work friends and I would just barge in there. They have the coolest employees working into the wee hours of the morning, but ya watch those customers walk in like 'are you even sober enough to park your space craft here?' We would play a game trying to guess what each person was hopped up on. Some of them still have me stumped.

Nothing better than being too drunk to maintain a conversation in a waffle house with 4 of your friends, love me some hash browns.

The drunks were usually hit or miss. Some were awesome, some just had us like: https://64.media.tumblr.com/e76ccc363f55e83d0da7653d43829ace/4a3bd08a35d037a2-6d/s400x600/7a75e6877519322da734b065f8234dd97c050556.gif